Dillon Ryder

You can impress anyone, just learn to make them laugh.

[Giselle Ibarra ☾ @sincerelyart]

the thing w pisces, let us get to the point where we’re mad.. and we’re BIG mad. it’s like we give the most patience and nourishment to everything around us 100% but once we over it best believe it’s a wrap.

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

Airport drinks hit different. SD and boo here I come ✈️🤙🏾

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

Kinda mad the Celtics prevented us from possibly sweeping everything, also super blessed to have that even be a possibility

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

@peasonmefknhead And that, is what truly scary about this. They can’t be reasoned with and don’t listen to any logical facts that have sources. They listen to Fox News as if it’s gospel without any critical thinking of their own.

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

Uh oh...

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

@peasonmefknhead Or the fact that he tried to have people fire Mueller before he could complete his investigation and they resigned rather than do so, or that he was so quick to say he was innocent/no collusion but when it comes down to seeing the report it has to be subpoena’d to view it

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

If you don’t have ovaries you shouldn’t be allowed to decide what women do with theirs. Plain and simple folks.

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

HBO needs to get its shit together... #buffering

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

@MeninistTweet @meeaaagan

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

Some little kid just walked across the road with me in front of chipotle for like 5 steps before he stopped and said, “woah, I thought you were my dad.” -Not in your lifetime kid

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

@peasonmefknhead “No grandpa we don’t want to hear about episode 131 again”

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

RIP George #thanksforthedayoff

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

Catch phrase is my calling

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

2311 make a wish #bitches

[Nick @NickHanrahan_]

Extremely concerned with the repeal of net neutrality. The future of free speech is at risk and half the country hasn’t heard of it

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

When the cashier checks to make sure the blunt wraps aren't stale without you asking #oneofus

[Dillon Ryder @dcouture54]

East coast take over #2k17 #Gunstock #lakewinnipesaukee #skitheast #k2 #union @ Gunstock… https://t.co/KB4YS0anTW