DC Perry

Dave's not here, man

[DC Perry @dcperry]

Apropos of nothing.
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave. Like this.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

When I was about six years old, my dad delivered firewood to Dwight Evans’s house. He signed baseballs for me and my brothers. I took mine with me everywhere, played catch with it at Little League so I could show it off. You’d never know it was signed now, but I do.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

Racists never struggle to pronounce names when they want to scare voters.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Banks: You have a lot of union Democrats who don’t want to vote for a guy like Abdulrahman El-Sayed… He wants to codify Roe V Wade.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

One day, @espn and @YouTubeTV will post a method for authenticating ESPN Unlimited that actually works, but it will not be this day.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems I thought about trying to care about this, but I bought a discless PS5 on purpose so this is the life I chose. Plus I think I've bought 2 games in the past year.
I get why people are mad about them removing the option, though. I'm with them in the most oblique way possible.

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

“ Shut your mouth about their murders or there will be more murders!” This statement alone should be grounds for firing this grifting, disgraceful excuse for a human being.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

Incredible how vulnerable our institutions are to enough idiots saying, “Well, if that’s what the worst person alive wants…”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The next step in Trump's plan to end American democracy.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

Bad faith as fuck to try to take the high road on this when Democrats moved on from Platner and Republicans keep hanging off Trump's nuts.

[Acyn @Acyn]

McCarthy: Why isn’t Bernie Sanders or Ro Khanna apologizing for what they did? They should’ve been the first ones up saying this person is flawed and we apologize for being behind him. Remember the womanizing… They said that was fine. They overlooked it.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems I assume they're all very good, positive, happy feelings? I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems I grew up in the Berkshires. Lots of celebrities had summer homes there. My brother-in-law met Bill Murray at a gas station.
"Hey, are you Bill Murray?"
"Hey, are you one of Jerry's Kids?"
It was a different, more casually ableist time.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems I met Gene Shalit at K-Mart once. He was buying socks. Pour one out for him and his mustache, too.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems I cringed when I saw it because I knew this kind of response was coming. I feel like the point is just to make it so exhausting to make a female protagonist that companies just give up.
Anyway, game looks awesome, I'll play it twice.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems You thought it was good when the answer key says MIXED? Embarrassing.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems Now I want to snip into a Slam Jam.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems I didn’t want to say…

[DC Perry @dcperry]

Big (Mac) if true

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR on Obesity: President Trump has ordered it to end.

[@Ima 🇺🇸💙🔬🔭 @imatweet25]

Here’s the full 60 Minutes segment on CECOT that Bari Weiss and CBS censored.
#BoycottCBS

[DC Perry @dcperry]

That should fix it.

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@PeacockTVCare Pretty wild that you have multiple simultaneous deals for your unusable mid-tier package that are $40 apart but nothing for the one with any value. But good to know!

[DC Perry @dcperry]

@_justthegems CHAMP! YONS!