David Crafti

Aussie in the US. As American as Ted Cruz - only 2/3 as objectionable. Track policies for my eventual failed presidential run with #crafti2032
#RCV #UBI #M4A

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

It's really messed up that a headline like "billionaire loses the plot and buys social media platform" isn't specific enough to know which story it's about.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

Hey @LucidMotors, it's really bad form (and possibly illegal) to make me do a whole lot of Captcha work in order to unsubscribe from your mailing list. It's one thing to make me click a button, but "find the cars and wait for more to load" is not ok.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@InstacartHelp Why not create a help form that works, instead of making me report your emails as spam?

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

Hey @InstacartHelp, my account is locked, so I can't log in. I just want to log in so I can delete the account, so you stop sending me emails. The help article says to contact Customer Experience, but that requires logging in. You see my problem?

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@ICuRaRook How's this competition going?
😂

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@WhiteHouse Remember, people: There is precedent for this.

Back in 1927, the US took over what's now the US Virgin Islands, including Little Saint James.

Things worked out well there, including all the trips Trump took to that island, allegedly to sexually assault girls.
#peoplearesaying

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@WhiteHouse So National Security can justify taking territories?
Then just take China and Russia, so they can't take Greenland.
Oh, wait. You mean National Security is only justification to colonise defenceless entities?
Have you considered?: You're the problem; you're the aggressor.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

Thank you to @SouthPark for teaching me that Trump's fucking Satan.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@JDVance "she had pointed her vehicle at him"
Hey Turdface, the car was stationary as the murderer stalked around the car. At the point the car actually moved, it was backwards. Then, it was forwards and to the right, specifically to go around him.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@beinlibertarian Which one was holding a gun and depriving a person of civil rights under colour of law?

And in what world, even if the bullshit claims being made about the victim were true, could her behaviour even qualify as terrorism?

I'm a fan of nuance, but you're not doing it correctly.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@WhiteHouse Brave of you to post multiple instances of those specific 2 seconds of that one angle. I'm sure there's no other relevant context.

Trump must be loving this distraction from everyone asking him if he's a pædophile.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@RonFilipkowski The target of that attempt at deprivation of civil rights under colour of law should be proud of himself for standing his ground.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@EricLDaugh I hope you don't have children, because if you do, they must be so ashamed of you.

Do you even consider evidence or perspectives that aren't aligned with the conclusion you've been told to reach?

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@JDVance The most honest coverage has been @SouthPark's portrayal of you.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@CarlHigbie I was wondering how you could draw that conclusion, then I saw you work at Newsmax.
With your shitty ratings, are you even paid enough to be such a bootlicker?
Are your standards that low?

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@KayBee624 @CarolCamaslp @implausibleblog You could have just left it at "she shouldn't have been shot". All the rest of it is apologetics.

If you don't think that's how it should be interpreted, what do you think you were adding to the conversation?

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@KayBee624 @implausibleblog So if you taunt me, I get to kill your partner?
That's more extreme than Leviticus.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@implausibleblog You know that situation where you're run over by a car, but you're still standing shooting, walking, and talking afterwards?
Yeah, me neither.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@PressSec Look at this revisionist historian scumbag, who tells us not to believe the evidence we can see in front of us.
Straight out of 1984, and she was only 4 years old when the U.S.A.P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act was passed, so she only remembers a time of increasing repression.

[David Crafti @dcrafti]

@PressSec It takes a particularly terrible person to choose to be a Goebbels.
What happened to you to make you such a broken piece of shit?

[art decider @poe_collector]

A former 25 year career federal agent whose entire job was dealing with gun incidents involving federal agents details all the ways Ross messed up on CBS.

It didn’t air on the actual show tonight.

CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already