DC Robbins

Hawaii ... Vermont ... Boston ... Hollywood ... Florida ... and lots of places in between...

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I’m guess that I’m right … the @MLB announcers on @AppleTV are beyond horrendous fumbling their way thru this @RedSox game. Seriously, WTF

No actual insight, complete disinterest and no knowledge of the actual game which is pbbly why @spillygoat19 barely beat anything i did

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@miranowhere GM🖤

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Hey @Apple … what UPdate did I just DAHNload that suddenly makes my phone suck? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Stop letting under smart overthinkers over think lemmings to condition other lemmings. You have always made beautiful products, but your AI is clearly broken like the ankles who never stood a chance to the lost thoughts the original AI already squashed … that said, I’m willing to listen and already smarter than your second next AiPhone. Happy Holidays. #PatMcAfeeShow

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And this is your response… 👇🏼

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Hey @Uber …

Her name is KRISTINA (per your app), so maybe double check your delivery drivers who don’t deliver the goods so they don’t ruin everything from your honest and good delivery drivers.

I reordered my order and PABLO was awesome, efficient and happy. Promote that guy, fire the other one…

#HappyThanksgiving
#HappyTakesgiving

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Order number 👆🏼 … I’m sure your system can identify who that is if the video doesn’t give you enough evidence.

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@BleacherReport @joydeangela Even with the caveat “they haven’t played long enough” (Steph, KD, LBJ) … No Bird? No Kobe? No Shaq? No Duncan?

Dr J is arguably the greatest driver and finisher of all time, someone please take the keys away from this man…

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@megansharrod Definitely not photoshopped… 😎

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@StephenKing @elonmusk When’s the final date for Elon’s verbal mouth nonsense? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Guess we’ll just wait for the next #musky tweet…with the $8 a month Blue checkmark. Can’t wait.

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Ron Burgundy had it right…

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”

Ugh. #Bogey

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@JeremyBloom11 @DeionSanders One of you is fast…the other is Prime. 😎

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@ZacharyLevi @tablegirl1 … listen first, talk less, listen more and don’t think everyone is your enemy.

I don’t know Zach personally so I can’t speak for him, but I think we’re aligned on a simple goal of smiles and happiness.

It’s not that hard.

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@ZacharyLevi @tablegirl1 … all empathy due and in no way attacking you or the subject being discussed … but, when you accuse someone of pushing an agenda based on a lack of empathy, shouldn’t you do your research and homework before attacking that person…? 🤔

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@RexChapman Steve Largent
@Seahawks

In case owning every major @nfl career receiving record when he retired wasn’t enough (and until another #80 @JerryRice pushed the numbers out of reach), there’s also this…

https://t.co/noeZfXaEuY

Thanks for playing, Mike Harden… #revenge

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Hey @DoorDash ... considering your whole business is actually built around servicing the customer, maybe some Customer input would help. So, here you go... #FreeJimmy

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"I so want them to shoot me in the mouth with that." - Pierce "Woody" Williams 😎 #Pieman #YouSaidIt

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I love seeing the @dallascowboys lose, but whoever's producing and directing this shit show needs to settle down! You don't get paid by the shot...but what do I know? 🤷🏼‍♂️😎 @NFL #PanicCity

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Saying this as I've returned from SoKo 3 days ago from another awesome #Olympics ... no producer could actually research what the North Korean clappers were chanting? I know our Presendipshit In Chief had made lazyness a college degree, but #YoureBetterThanThat... @jimmykimmel