Stakey

Forker of worlds. Hodler of rewards. Protector of consensus.

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

I can rap too!!!

🎵 Me? I'm a pimp, I ain't paying for no CEX.

🎵 Man I'd rather buy a car or a brand new DEX!

#DCRDEX #Decred $DCR

[Decred (DCR) @decredproject]

To celebrate the release of #DCRDEX @GhostWridah has dropped another dope beat to bump while you wait for your nodes to sync.
Introducing: Decred DEX Flow.

https://t.co/toOT95qsWw

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@CoinMarketCap Decred!!! (DCR)

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@krakensupport @decredproject WTF is Decred?

[Ray Youssef @raythewarchief]

Which should be the next coin on @noonesapp ?

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@ray_noOnes @noonesapp Decred! Even though they fired me.

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@toddfmaki @decredproject I was just taking the edge off and never at work!!!

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@longtermdaily @jz_bz @decredproject 🧐🧐🧐

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@GrittoTanya @decredproject You hateful britch! What did I ever do to you?!

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@Decred_BR @decredproject F Stakey?!
Do you have any idea who I am???
You think your blocks magically get voted on and added to the chain you ingrate?

[Decred (DCR) @decredproject]

🚨 BREAKING: After almost 9 years of yelling "DYOR" at normies, Decred's beloved mascot Stakey has been "hard-forked" into retirement for refusing to shill hard enough.

Introducing his replacement; Upril Onyl – 19, pronouns: wen/moon, skills include:

- Explaining rekt portfolios as "vibe transitions".
- Saying GM/GN.
- Gaslighting you into believing NGU is constantly on the horizon.

We wish Stakey all the best in his future endeavors but sadly that ticket has expired. 🎟️

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

@decredproject GM you sons of britches, you think you can fire me and defame me like this? You're going to be hearing from my lawyers, let's see how you like that "vibe transition".

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

Don't be fooled by the algo that I got!
I'm still.
I'm still.
Stakey from the block!

#Decred🎟️🦬

[Applesaucesome @applesaucesome1]

DCR 2022

#Decred $DCR

[🦬 degeri 🦬 @degeri_crypto]

Oops .. my browser history

#decred @decredproject

[🦬 degeri 🦬 @degeri_crypto]

The uncensored version of @NASAPersevere's first image.

@dcrstakey was found walking about. Apparently he is getting ready to leave mars and move to Saturn and beyond.

#NASA #mars #decred $dcr

[Decred (DCR) @decredproject]

Are you a #Decred fan?
Do you use @signalapp?

Then show your love for @dcrstakey with this special $DCR #Stakey sticker pack! 🎟️🪙

https://t.co/PESx7OkrDt

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

Ladies can't believe it when they see my Hidden Hydra!!! 🐉🐉🐉
#Decred $DCR

[jz @jz_bz]

#Decred #privacy Stakey is my spirit animal.

$DCR #Soon™️

[Stakey @dcrstakey]

So fake, everybody knows I don't wear pants!

[Richard Red 🦬 @RichardRed0x]

During lockdown I had time to play around with video editing and clay modelling, and I had the idea of Clay Stakey and his many ticket-voting (and missing/expiring) adventures. Speed runner is the kind of Decred ticket we'd all like to stake.

https://t.co/7aU5NaPnow

[🦬 degeri 🦬 @degeri_crypto]

@RichardRed0x a lullaby along with it...

"Hush little degeri, don't say a word,
Stakey gonna buy you a ticket uncensored.

And if that ticket won't vote,
Stakey gonna get you an nice revoke."