Guy Incognito

Walk away from Omelas…

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Koyaanisqatsi came out 42 years ago.
Anyone who's seen it should not be surprised with the state of the world today.

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@BoringBiz_ Why am I supposed to look at that guy’s face while contemplating the concept?

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@Karmageddon67 Billionaires are working to reduce the population, though.

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@jimmy_dore Since billionaires are psychopaths, wouldn’t it be better to do the opposite of their actions, not their words?

They live evil, wasteful lives. I do not aspire to live like they do.

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@CaribooAgora @reynadotcom That's a very regional, mid-Atlantic accent.

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@SirReggieNoble @uckema You’re right, but don’t spoil my joke.

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@bloviate70 See you in Argentina!

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What's the word for the naive overconfidence of a high school senior who believes he's on top of the world and destined for a life of greatness, despite being extremely average?

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@CaribooAgora Forgive them, for they are energy blind.

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@iwsfutcmd If somebody in my New England town asked “are you coming with?”, we’d grab our pitchforks and chase the outsider away.

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.

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@BShasta99 That’s good news!

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@Love2Code The calls have to be processed by the NSA in real time, and they’re having trouble keeping up.

[JT @jiratickets]

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400.

• The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets.

• They did it over two consecutive days.

• On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before.

• The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone.

This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs.

'israelis' joke about it to this day.

If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

[Guy Incognito @dcs_g]

@Glycoleysis Nah, the Dunkin’ upstairs is for rich folks.

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@shagbark_hick A lot more people will be living in bender-style tents in the future.

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The militiaman’s fantasy is getting into these sort of action movie shootouts with commies or zombies or whatever.

In reality, Palantir’s AI has already added this guy to the autonomous drone target list.

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Get up--there's work to do

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@InsightTweeting A warm breeze and sun on your face

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@suchnerve I don’t follow. I don’t watch reality TV shows.