David Ess

legendary dud

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@highland_copper If you mine the Porkies it will ruin your life

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@highland_copper Stay out of the Porkies

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@willmenaker Sometimes the treeline calls you

[David Ess @dcsampson]

It's like "slap da bag" lol

#franzia

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@LorrieAnn25 @anna_bahr @BernieSanders You seem confused

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@LorrieAnn25 @anna_bahr @BernieSanders My initial response to you - "who funded all the people at trump rallies?"
was an ironic question.
What I meant by it was that nobody paid the Bernie rally attendees for the same reason that nobody paid the Trump rally attendees. There is a very large audience for both of them.

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@LorrieAnn25 @anna_bahr @BernieSanders No ma'am, I don't believe that and I never have. I have only heard that accusation made by maga people about their opponents.

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@LorrieAnn25 @anna_bahr @BernieSanders Or are you saying that attendees of Trump rallies are paid to attend using campaign funds?

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@LorrieAnn25 @anna_bahr @BernieSanders Oh you're talking about who paid the money to put on the event. I thought you meant that the attendees were paid to be there

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@LorrieAnn25 @anna_bahr @BernieSanders Who funded all the people at Trump's rallies?

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@postedinthecrib This seems strange

[David Ess @dcsampson]

It's an earlingly grey day

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

When Norm Macdonald met Bob Dylan, a since-deleted thread that I just love

1/15

[David Ess @dcsampson]

Internal monologistics

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Cops when people are starving after a natural disaster

[David Ess @dcsampson]

23 and Me? More like "23 Enemy". More like "23 End Me (end my blood line & release me from this infernal curse)"

[David Ess @dcsampson]

After all these years still I drink the mean bean

[David Ess @dcsampson]

@BNBBTT ayye now chop

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

pretty grim