Ricard0

tales from the crypt0

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

0xD9c2379Eb0a24d212a73A66d696B028FdD6b5E08

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#SelfControlIn5Words

Breathe in, breathe out, repeat

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#MyIrrationalThoughts

When I'm on my bike I cannot stand DRIVERS!!!

But when I'm in my car, I cannot stand CYCLISTS!!

#whoami
#andwhayhaveibecome

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#StupidQuestionsForWitnesses

Did you order the Code Red?

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#CandiedCelebs

Sour Patch Kids in the Hall

(If you don't like that, I'm crushing your head)

#kidsinthehall

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#ProductiveReasonsToBeLazy

Studying the effects of hibernation, strictly for scientific purposes I'm sure you understand

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#GRAMMYs I love you
I love you more than you know
But you did me wrong
1 wrong grammy, shame on you
5 wrong grammys shame on me
If you think I can't get to you
You wrong
You ain't nuthin but a stupid ho
Love, yo teddy bear
btw Billie, Lana was AOTY
#spoonyluv
Ariana and Lana

[Veganparm @Veganparm]

Me pretending I didn’t just witness Ariana and Lana getting snubbed.

#GRAMMYs #GrammyAwards

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#ADatingHorrorStory

We decide to walk my Rottweilers together. I'm 6'4, she's 5'1. She asks to walk to Rots. I say no. She insists. Against my better judgement I relent. Rots see squirrel, she sees a whole lot of rocks, we both see a whole lot of ER, and not the TV kind. #mybad

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#SoImNotAllowedBackToVegas

I told Vegas either Trump tower goes, or I go. They thanked me for my passion.

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

Damn Kobe

Thoughts and prayers to your family. Thank you for all that you did on and off the court. I was lucky to see you play in highschool growing up outside Philly in Lower Merion. RIP, you transcended this life

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#AddRedToAMovie

Dye Red Hard

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#RudeQuestions

Have you thought about how you'll make money with an English degree?

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#NeverTrustAPersonWho

Doesn't think Lt. Kaffee won't get Col. Jessup to admit to the Code Red no matter how many times they've seen it

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#IncludeThese3Words

Twitter trolls scatter
Every time I start to chatter
I'm mysterious - like that single sock in your dryer
Or @BenSimmons25, 30 pts without a jumper
So twitter fans - brace yourself for the rhymes of DCScooterSME
Even if elegant isnt a part of my vocabulary

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#SomethingIdDoAgain

#Zumba. Let's bring it back y'all!

[CNN International @cnni]

The Doomsday Clock was reset Thursday to just 100 seconds before midnight -- the closest we have ever been to the complete and total annihilation of the earth (well, at least metaphorically). https://t.co/PrVbV4KQ9f

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#IfIRanTwitter
imagine that
I'd free all my trolls
I (don't) love 'em love 'em baby
Boss Hashtags and RTs
Could it be, if you could influence with me we'd both shine
If I Ran Twitter
Still livin for today, in these last hacked Russian backed farm attacked days and times
#nas #kb

[Ricard0 @dcscootersme]

#DesertBooks

The Little Prince of Egypt

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#IsMyFavoriteDrink

Anything that makes me tweet out memes in ALL CAPS after hours