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Local Lavar-Ball super fan Mike Rooney refuses family's request to "stop impersonating Lavar Ball."

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Fun Plex is the origin of homosexuality and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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Rick Steves, wya??? The world needs you right now...

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The DC Show: Searching for a criminal https://t.co/2BQy1hnG1c via @YouTube

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To all interested parties: Town Park pavilion A. Pull the fuck up.

[Taylor Bronson @taylorbronson23]

My two fav boys😍

[cock mike @DCshow1]

“Zach Libby”

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David Bowie is very much alive and in fact manages the Glenmont Taco Bell

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Uh oh.... https://t.co/IEfVwmGnKi

[Benches of Bethlehem @bethlehembench]

Experimental outdoor seatery at the forefront of elm ave’s seminal park has garnered unprecedented reviews from the Board due to its uncanny resemblance to a tuskless male narwhal; its artistic merit more than makes up for its uncomfortable fin. 7.1/10

[cock mike @DCshow1]

@killianryan_1 Good one Lillian

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Much to the chagrin of the blue-collar Bethlehem populace, the once critically acclaimed Slingerlands Price Chopper is now approaching its third year of smelling like pussy

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MISSING- Albany native James Henry Lenden III. Last seen at behind Swifty's dumpster rolling cigarettes and eating garbage

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Josh, you’re doing great, buddy

[cock mike @DCshow1]

Kiss me, my ancestory is shrouded in incest but a mick or two may have slipped in there #HappyStPatricksDay

[cock mike @DCshow1]

The results are in! This year’s prom ticket will be designed by renaissance man Peter T. Ruggiero! Although some may be offput by the board’s decision, we would like to stress that Mr. Ruggiero is NOT associated with Boko Haram

[cock mike @DCshow1]

Stephen Hawking was a communist

[Libb @TheLibbz]

If you have a yeast infection, is it called a......fungina?