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rich people hate me, cats also hate me. they/them (plural)

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i love shitting in human beds !!!

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stick my rat teef in it

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Smash it or pass it?

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^>•<^

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like will meowing GET bitches or SCARE bitches or both perhaps???

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i wonder if rats who are kinky meow at each other. for the fear factor

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helo. did miss me or not mis me

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yes i have an MS degree! (Masters of Squeaking)

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imagine if u could bulk your way to rathood (imagine you arw mouse)

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i forgot how pretty i was actually #selfcare

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being a rodent. is like. running on the walls until u pass out

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what the fuck .

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tweets to my hamster:

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tweets to my hamster:

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but will u match my squeak?

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sqeek

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yeah

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dad, what is burger?

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LONG LOST COUSIN ON MY MOM SIFE HYELLOO

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NYC SUBWAY. MOUSE

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yeah i’m normal *drops all toys in litter box*