D.C Ted

I buried the wrong cat and found mine alive in 2006 (dead now)

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When’s xmas

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Kids coughing with a U shaped tongue pisses me off😕.

[Cher @cher]

I said yes to something I usually say no to. It was very sleek 💎

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I love that Julie Andrews seafoam

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You really grab at your wicker basket with this one

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I don’t “get along” so much with “Virgin” but didn’t expect it to be much more of a summer album than “Solar Power”

[danny @d4nnytye]

i feel so bbc radio 4 when i eat tenderstem broccoli

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Or a really insane third option

[LINK 🐂🫎 @DJProfessorL]

If you’re a man over 6’6 you either have to date WNBA players or accept your fate and be celibate because this is just perverse

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My building is impossible to gain access to but top’s pizza always somehow gets in

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Not you being one of my top tweets @medhir_b 😭

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You can move accounts here and there! That’s the thing!

[medhir @medhir_b]

well… unfortunately deleted my last account keeping it deactivated too long. where my mutuals at 😌

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@medhir_b Get it back king

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@lolyomie1 @babyratking

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@Gator_Food Whatever that is

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I don’t remember my husband at all

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Bring back dicks

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If I were a ufo and trying to fool you I’d just look like 2000s cgi so the videos were “clearly fake”

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@fandompulse “Like other people who've never experienced being morally repugnant, cushioned by wealth and fame”

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I’ve learned it’s simple. Fag -> cigarette, faggot -> smoker or meatball

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Kissed someone with ginger vitals