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Writer, editor. BS in Communication, summa cum laude.
@UncommonBodies,@UnCommonOrigins, @SolitaryMindset/UnCommonBodies.

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@Jeopardy And then there's the robot in the center of the canoe above M A R on the right...😉

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@LouDPhillips Happiest birthday yet, youngun! Many more birthdays to come!

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@LouDPhillips When we lived in southern Arizona, my engineer dad collected tumbleweeds & built a pyramid that served as our Christmas tree. The cats went wild! 😹😹😹

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@TheGasStovee @krassenstein My niece referred to her dad's nads as peanuts.

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@courtneygayle6 @jimmyfallon My brother went to a formerly all-girl high school. The school colors were pink & green and the football team was still the rosebuds. In an effort to appear more manly, the guys brought toilet plungers to games and cheered, "Flush 'em back, flush 'em back, waaay back!"

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@BadrobotLinda @joncoopertweets Please, please keep using the word gumption. The entire world needs you to do so.

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@FitnessFoundry @PreetBharara My proudest film moment (despite portraying a white woman on a shopping spree that fateful day). https://t.co/DDEKmbMCk9

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@alanalda Top to toe (my blue cap was in the car). The Water Dollies (like Donut Dollies in WWII) guessed my vote pref & took a pic.

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@LouDPhillips Girls loved her too. (You would have plotzed if she asked you, "Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?")

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@mommeh_dearest My mom pulled the back end of a roach out of my toddler brother's mouth. He was too young to say whether the antenna had tickled on the way down 😵‍💫

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@DevinCow I didn't know you were fluent in Malay. I bahahaha along with you!

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@LouDPhillips 😄 Not as funny, but: I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore, because the ducks keep attacking him. It's my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.

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@siIentmajority @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/R4OhVkGIKf

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@AinsworthKeith @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/R4OhVkGIKf

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@johnnymaga @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/R4OhVkGIKf

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@akafacehots @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/R4OhVkGIKf

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@HC_Richardson Yeah, he just wants everybody to vote for a different billionaire celebrity who is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans. 🙄

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@HC_Richardson Vance: “We admire Taylor Swift’s music, but I don’t think most Americans, whether they like her music, are fans of hers or not, are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.”

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@JohnArchibald Huzzah!

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@LouDPhillips Cat putting the wow in cow.