DD

[⁹ @janine_silva027]

Being straight= you’re chopped

[nay ♓︎ @itsbarbey]

just cleaned my room in case beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down and she needed somewhere to sleep

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[rachelwa @feministshinobi]

HAYLEY WILLIAMS… THEY GAVE JESUS A WHITE FACE SO THEY DONT HAVE TO PRAY TO SOMEONE THEY DEEM LESSER….

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’m not even being dramatic when i say i would’ve fell to my knees and started sobbing if i was there

[jynx @jynxbby]

when i text “interesting” this how i be looking

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I would keep that stone for the rest of my life. It would become a family heirloom. My children would pass this story down for generations.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 🤣

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

If you pronounce it EYE-ran , then EYE DGAF about your opinion

[𝖑𝖚 🕸️⛓️🪩🐆 @_Lucyfur]

the local bar vs me with 100 TouchTunes coins

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

As Trump shuts down the suicide hotline, Canada has broadcasted their national hotline which now has a toll-free American version: 1-877-330-6366

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.