Dalt

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[Dalt @ddachenhaus24]

He sucked dick with his butt

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Vulva

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Can’t find my hog

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Anal cough

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Chicken tiddies

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Do girls poop

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El poopy

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Clit whistle

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This list got me HOLLERING

[Dalt @ddachenhaus24]

I know I’m getting old cause I just pulled a muscle in my back while sneezing

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You gotta Harley start a raccoon

[007 @santostians22]

Awww the good ole days

[Dalt @ddachenhaus24]

“My goldfish’s dick was so big it sunk him to the bottom and it drowned”

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NO CURFEW TONIGHT BOYS #YEW

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@ScottWurster

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Should @ScottWurster bring back the boz

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@BreeThompson33 Or hang a shelf

[Dalt @ddachenhaus24]

Me: “Wanna race?”

Innocent looking woman in the car next to me: “I’m a deputy sheriff, you wanna go to jail?”

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@Kay_Bails @KAschliman @BuschBeer

[Dalt @ddachenhaus24]

@lschneeg and I were at a scary corn maze this weekend and we heard something, I said it’s probably the wind. Then this dude jumped out and said, “yeah, I farted”😂😂