Dallas Daley

Proud Texas Aggie

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@jeremyct Crazy I’m a kid of boomers and have no problem supporting myself and a family.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Please note the "joke" at 1:52

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@TuckerCarlson Tucker had an ad for Liberty Safes on this podcast. Said "You are always protected with Liberty Safes". WRONG. They gave a reset code to the feds. True 2A and 4A supporters would never do that. Even Apple won't do that. Please cut ties with them Tucker.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@Chief_Twit_Gary @elonmusk That’s impressive what you’ve done. Correct grammar goes a long way however. Run on sentence my man.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@BennettSamson2 @DonaldJTrumpJr It ends when you have a 👉🏻

[Cruxispal @Cruxispal]

@AOC There is currently blatant market manipulation but not on the reddit crowd. Multiple brokerages including Robinhood have just disabled the option to buy GME. If this isn't market manipulation, then I dont know what is.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@outandaboutjc1 @Brendelbored @AOC best analogy is you wait until the deck is hot and then bet big against the house. counting cards like the dude does in the hangover.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@Mikeaul @AOC if someone has gamestop in their 401k, they have more problems than this

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@Outback this is a baked potato? Whataburger ketchup for size reference. He’s a little small.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

Never in my life have I got my drive through whataburger and been told they are out of ketchup. Out! @Whataburger are your standards sliding with new owners? #lifetimefan

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

Think “Eyes Wide Shut” but with kids. That’s why they killed Epstein

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

Yo @JHarden13 have you thought about going for that 2nd Olympic gold in Tokyo?

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

Life hack: Say “I’d like to apologize for...” They’ll think you apologized but you did no such thing.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

Ok hear me out. What if LJS had breakfast?

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

Here’s how to simplify this if it happened in TX, where we don’t have this knife wielding problem.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

This is the female equivalent of the lumbersexual. You know who you are.

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

If you are a girl with a horse and don’t have this photo, then do you even have a horse?

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

So I guess the #metoo movement ends when it’s powerful democrats @BillClinton who are raping young girls? #Epsteindidntkillhimself

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

Make No Mistake, It Was Jihad http://t.co/t8KDiGsNXE @WSJ #boston

[Dallas Daley @ddaley87]

@shaynadonnel good to see you again Shayna. I snagged your futon floor bed after you left. LEGIT!