Dan Dameshek

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

If ima sit here and treat you like a queen, I better damn well fell like a king. #rt #respect

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

So how many of you dirty mother fuckers only wash your hands when there is someone else in the bathroom #ebola #erwhere

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

All I want in life is a cute red head with a southern accent, is that so much to ask for? #southernbelle #wifey

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

“@StarterPackss: Girls night out starter pack http://t.co/BA4ukFadMi” @dippy_pippy 😂😂

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

In the last 32 hours I've worked 28 of them....#imshot #vitaminb12 #38000% #iseesounds #ihearcolors

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

@deezjuevoss lol why does he always get so wacked

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

When I'm in the shower I'm not taking a shower I'm singing duos with anyone from Lynyrd Skynyrd to Ja Rule. #tubsmystage #showersmyspotlight

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

To the gorgeous woman cop that just pulled up in her cruiser to Monroe twsp police dpt. you can arrest me whenever you want. #mrsofficer

[The Funniest Trends @FunniestTrends]

When your at school and your homie needs a G

[Joe Budden @JoeBudden]

Time to dump a whole clip of wyd texts. Lol

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

I rather have sex with Whoopi Goldberg with no condom then sit through this class right now...#fuckccc #imtrynavote #notreally

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

We'll that went hell of a lot worse then I was expecting.

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

@Quigsss ready for tomorrow? Tomorrow is all I been thinkin bout since the invite got sent!

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

@chasitybushby @whitneywarr3n @sloppycrockett I don't have a mustache, and I'd like to keep it that way

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

Followed almost everything recommended, now there's an alarming amount of tits on my Twitter #dontlookmom

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

@Quigsss don't get caught jay walking 😂😂😂

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

@deezjuevoss what party you hittin?

[Dan Dameshek @DDameshek]

@chasitybushby @whitneywarr3n @sloppycrockett only if there Halloween themed