ddawg!

transgender dog that is true to her heart - @DCbodenburg

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

(shoving my phone in your face max brightness) so basically my costume is this guy that me and my friends all send pictures of each other in the group chat all day and its just so funny that we thought wouldnt it be crazy if you dressed up as him where are you going lol

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

straight up nazism

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

Some costumes come with a price tag. This one comes with a prison sentence.

To anyone stealing from American taxpayers:

The tricks are over. The treats are running out.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

SUCK MY ASS YOU GODDAMN STUTTERING FUCKIN PARROT

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

join me on my journey into liminality

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when it comes to keeping offensive halloween costumes alive the tip of the spear does seem to be gay guys

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to be clear, it's all love, obviously

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@MetaReflexive sometimes i’ll just be walking around my house and break out laughing when i remember “trans women are the Jews of gender”

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now that i’ve gone completely viral for talking about elizabeth holmes’ deliciously huge hypothetical cock does anyone want to hear my thoughts on the development of Yemen’s domestic arms industry

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@wenchhaver the frightening beast

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fucking fryboy. this is exactly why you lost to archer

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seems like if anyone's actually gonna be the democrats' attempt at an Obama 2.0 it's El-Sayed and not Zohran

[beatrice meganblood @beemeganblood]

hello! I'm entirely out of money as well as food stamps at this point. If you can spare a little bit to help me out, that'd be so so so amazing. id be so infinitely grateful
https://t.co/Pv1PSbgPAZ

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

@zyrtecshmoker she’s mine fucker

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@zyrtecshmoker

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you don't have to tell me twice!

[Lina Lick me 💜 @WHUMILLER]

@ddawg_real that unexpected twist has me dying to know more, better reserve me a spot next to you or i might just show up uninvited hun

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imagine if megabonk was good

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

every global right wing coalition since the brazilian election

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault

[ddawg! @ddawg_real]

@theSTaTiCBENDER i just wish it was more common practice to edit in content warnings for that kind of thing

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didn’t know she had one! buying my ticket now

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

thought 'You Can See Everything' meant we'd see that lady get nude on camera. imagine my surprise when we get a fat juicy cock!