BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜

#DEPARODY || MY BAGS, MY RULES— but if u got stuff to share I’ll take it || ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ BILLY’S BAGS || He/him

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

— YOU GOT STUFF?

"I'm Billy Baggins, but call me Billy. Just Billy"

"If you've heard of me, nice just don't go ruining my fun, and if you haven't then I'm sure we'll get to know each other well real soon."

"Let's have some fun yeah?"

[INTRODUCING YOUR BAGS ]

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP THEY LIKE ME UR JUST A LYING BITCH 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 Coralie Reef 🪸 @FishynReef]

The fish do hate him btw, don’t listen to him. They find him annoying and too much of an attention seeker

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

🕯️Sorry for being away! Works been kicking my ass but I hope to be active this weekend x9 for now FishBag doodles!!!

u should totally checkout my other acc @FishynReef 👀

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

life is like my dick

it's long

and its hard forever

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist 🕯️Rubbing my hands evilly YES!!!

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

🕯️Need more ppl to entice this reaction out of him actually 😁 Tibby ily

[Tabitha "Tibby" Exp. @XP_rtArtist]

@DDDBAGGINS ...
[They watch him run off, triping over the long coat. They let out a small chuckle]
What a darling little guy.
[They turn around and head to the attic to find their sweater. It's freezing out here]

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist 🕯️Billy, unstoppable force, terrible at properly expressing his feelings vs. Tibby, immovable object, who’s bad at understanding social cues
oh i love them

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@slavicsquatting @PopCDPrincess Puppy dog? Ykw I’ll take it 😁
You can be a great big polar bear!

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist (Oh boy. The guilt is here as he remembers earlier events)

Fuck, you are so nice Tabs.

(Should he shut up more often and have less tantrums? Probably…)

And you have a good day too.

(Old habits die hard and he runs off. Cursing occasionally as he trips over the jacket)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

Hey does anyone know how I can convince Hector to turn the heating up in this place? Or does Dante take bribes too? Just wondering 😁

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist (He closes his eyes. Fuck. He’s becoming all too familiar with this personality type)

Uh nonono. You’re fine Tabs, relax. I’ve uh— just had a really weird day.

But the jacket. That’s nice of you. Thanks

(Was that the right thing to say? He doesn’t need to screw up again)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist (When they lean in, he straightens up. Is he nervous? No! No way! They’re just weirdly close)

Uh— Billy’s the name. My name

and I’ll be sure to return the coat, y’know when it gets warmer…

(He’s not even that cold right now… actually his face feels quite the opposite)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist Uhhh—

(Fuck. He was just joking around before, but this?)

Uh, yeah that works— wait aren’t you— cold?

(He tries to ask but when he has to look at them, really look up, he flusters and looks away immediately. For some reason he tugs the jacket more on him)

(What the fuck)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko That’s great to hear Capi 😁

(Heading to the exit he salutes then goodbye)

I’ll keep them in mind. Bye you two~

(He hums happily on his way out. Oh the plans he has in mind will be excellent)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@slavicsquatting @PopCDPrincess Woah what about me? I gave her the sparkler! Aren’t I cute 🤔😁

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@XP_rtArtist Eh, something like that… I mean, I don’t even have a jacket on. What’s a poor bag to do? 😞

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko Like right now?

(He pauses for a second,and looks between them, a small smile appearing)

Sure, but another time. Billy suddenly has got an idea he wants to try and who knows. Maybe one day Capitan can help me out one day.

(He winks a plan forming in mind)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko Eh, let’s not go to far. As long as it’s doesn’t mess with my stuff then we’re fine.

(Bill puts his vest on, dusting off any stray fur left on his shirt)

Have fun with your skunk, Imma find something to do.

See ya, Tiny… and Capitan

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko (He seems tense holding Capitan. More awkward as he holds and pats him but he doesn’t seem put off about it)

Yeah—yeah—

Okay you can have him back now

(Quickly, he hands Capitan back to Tynia. Careful not to somehow anger him in anyway)

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko What—

(He moves his hand away. Hesitant once more and waits for a second. Judging Capitan again before sighing)

Sure, fine just—

(Billy takes off his vest. He can at least protect his precious bags as he opens his arms out)

Give him here before I change my mind

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko Pfft, ofc he does. I’m Billy Baggins

(Sure. As if he wasn’t judging Capitan just earlier before. At least he seems to be more comfortable petting him. Even going as far as to scratch under his chin)

Yeah, you like that lil fella?

[BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜 @DDDBAGGINS]

@MiodoweCiastko (He almost pulls his hand away, but resist, letting his hand fall on top of Capitan, and then finally moving it)

(Billy tries to keep his face passive, but a small smile appears on his face)

…Cute

(He whispers as if he doesn’t mean to say it)