𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ

18+ OOC ; MDNI

[read pinned. 🍉 @y2kists]

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE !

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

aight, bye guys!

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

hey gang, it’s me, tony!

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

and update : it hurts

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

/ tony probably says conc-rete

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

are you gonna say “ the big ones hurt ” next?💧

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏𝒥ᵁ͟ᴺ͟ᵒ. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @canidsamity]

uh … of course not, baby. it’s perfectly … a perfect size.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

you think it’s short?💧

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏𝒥ᵁ͟ᴺ͟ᵒ. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @canidsamity]

but life can be short too

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

life is like my dick

it's long

and its hard forever

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

doll you want me SO bad it makes you look stupid.

you’re reaaal lucky i wantcha too.

( pressing a quick smooch to errol’s cheek )

now call me vile while i jack off sloppy style

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

..of course. You sure know all about “laying it down.”

I’m SO sure you miss getting off to me berating you. That will only continue, hence your return. It’s great to have you back, toolbox.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

eheheh, if anyone’s layin’ it down here, it’s ME.

seriously, though. felt weird not havin’ someone breathin’ down my neck about how greasy and perverted i am. missed hearin’ your stupid preachin’.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

( Sigh. )

Don’t say that, Tony. I’ve been no more rested than I’ve been before your absence. And I can’t say I 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 miss you.

Is that a sustainable answer? Or do you need me to.. “lay it down plainly” as some would say.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

@ROLLlNTHEDlCE / you love him

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

[ trying not to suffocate. trying to keep his cocky from wanting boing boing. failing at both. ]

ya think i’m big, doll? wanna see how big i really am ~

godifidierightnowdontsendmetoheavenjustkeepmerighthereheavenisrightheremmmfnghhh

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

did … you miss me?

probably not, eh? you ain’t had to deal with me in a while, got all rested up, huh? you enjoy your break from ol’ ton’?

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

( Dead silent, deeply exhaling before his arms wrap around Tony in return. As aggravated as he was, he could admit he missed the imbecile.

Maybe not admit it out loud, though. )

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

@SHXD0WL0RD / ME FR❗️❗️❗️

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

/ i missed all of you so much i wanna tag more characters but i think some of yall changed verses im so happy for you guys i still love you guys mwah mwah mwah

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

( putting his hand on hank’s head. it may seem like he’s patting hank. but don’t be fooled. he’s holding hank’s head in place, against his boobs. )

my poor baby. sorry i wasn’t here to protect ya.

[— ⓷ .ᐟ @INTHOSEPANTS]

it iiiis my jorking arm !!!

( genuinely burst into tears when sitting up and walking toward tony, leaning into him. )

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

My stomach? It don’t have pockets.

[ Scratching his head. Maybe it does have pockets. It would explain how he can eat so much. ]

You callin’ me fat? That’s hot.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

[ Pausing. He stops kissing back; not because he doesn’t want to, but because he has a hard time thinking and can’t really multitask. ]

You … want me to eat ‘em? Dunno, doll … Ton’ ain’t that hungry …