❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟

Expel grease and become cleansed. Deny the temptations of the Grease Devil. ( Layout and sprite credits go to Delta! @/INTHOSEPANTS ) ( Filter creds: lovelogs )

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

My.. “strawpage” is rather simple. Enjoy.

https://t.co/eZoaaH0htB

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

I can’t begin to express how exhilarating it is to hear that from you.

Only the Heavenly Kitchen knows how I’ve been waiting to see you again, how much I’ve been craving you.

I mean. It’s nice to see you again. Really nice.

[𝐂𝐚𝐦 🗑 @trvshcam]

with the way you're talking to me right now, i kinda wanna be greedy and say yes—missed ya' a lot

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

Oh? Maybe I’ll retract my statement. I like being in that head of yours, and you’ve clearly missed me quite greatly.

But would you admit such vocally? I’d only hope you would, my beloved.

[𝐂𝐚𝐦 🗑 @trvshcam]

kinda hard not to when you just admitted that, shit...

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

I’ll spare you the trouble, dear. I indeed have missed you. Don’t let it get to your head.

[𝐂𝐚𝐦 🗑 @trvshcam]

missed me, sunshine?

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

I’ve heard Cam’s around. How nice.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

Including, but not limited to:

- Luke
- Cam
- Tony
- Preston

There may be more. I seem to have forgotten. Not that it matters.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

Pride month? Doesn’t that just sound like a wonderful time. Happy Pride to all those queer I suppose.

Especially Hank 3. He’s my favorite one.

And of course, any other man I may have kissed. Happy Pride to them as well.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

@bI00dinthewater // YESYES, I AM! I am everywhere. Always watching. 😼😼😼

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

// Hihi! If you miss me, dm me for my main or my discord!

Otherwise follow my new accounts if you’re into dispatch! ( don’t need to be within the dispatch verse to interact :P)

@SUPERBBUTLER - OC Acc

@WATERBOYAERO - Waterboy / Herman acc

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

// I miss my beloved Errol. I’m still debating on whether or not I’ll make a comeback.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

life is like my dick

it's long

and its hard forever

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

( A faint blush spreads across his cheek, his gaze falling off to the side. )

That’s disgustingly you, Tony. I’ll consider it, but don’t get your hopes up. I’d get very aggravated if you finished on me. Again.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

doll you want me SO bad it makes you look stupid.

you’re reaaal lucky i wantcha too.

( pressing a quick smooch to errol’s cheek )

now call me vile while i jack off sloppy style

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

..of course. You sure know all about “laying it down.”

I’m SO sure you miss getting off to me berating you. That will only continue, hence your return. It’s great to have you back, toolbox.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

eheheh, if anyone’s layin’ it down here, it’s ME.

seriously, though. felt weird not havin’ someone breathin’ down my neck about how greasy and perverted i am. missed hearin’ your stupid preachin’.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

( Sigh. )

Don’t say that, Tony. I’ve been no more rested than I’ve been before your absence. And I can’t say I 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 miss you.

Is that a sustainable answer? Or do you need me to.. “lay it down plainly” as some would say.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

did … you miss me?

probably not, eh? you ain’t had to deal with me in a while, got all rested up, huh? you enjoy your break from ol’ ton’?

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

( Dead silent, deeply exhaling before his arms wrap around Tony in return. As aggravated as he was, he could admit he missed the imbecile.

Maybe not admit it out loud, though. )

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

if i’m insufferable, you’re sufferable. ‘cuz i’m IN ya.

( not wasting even a second, immediately DASHING forward and wrapping his arms around errol as tight as he can. he. wasn’t joking about possibly missing errol. )

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

You are insufferable.

Whatever, Tony. Make it quick and don’t make it stranger than it already is.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

aw man …

a hug, huh? so ya wanna touch tips? ya wanna get all close wit’ me so all of us touch? aight, cmere.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

Great Heavens, absolutely not!

Just a hug will do fine, Tony. Is that intimate enough for you? It better be, because it’s all I’m offering.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

oh.

𝙤𝙝𝙝𝙝𝙝𝙝 ~

if ya wanted a blowjob, why ain’t you just say so? one blowjob, comin’ right up!

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

How vile. How.. completely and utterly vile.

There are plenty of other ways to express how you “might have” missed me.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

i’m askin’ if i can jack your peenar and make things wet and messy.

you should allow it ‘cuz i might’ve missed ya while i was gone.

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

Tony. I don’t even know what you’re asking of me, and I can already tell it’s disgusting. Just WHY should I allow that?!

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

LET ME JORK IT SLOPPY STYLE

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

Adding “please” won’t change my mind.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

can i PLEASE jork it sloppy style

[❦ Fʀɪᴀʀ Eʀʀᴏʟ. ⚟ @TheHolyKitchen]

No.

[𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 ❜ 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 .ᐟ @SCREWDR1VR]

@TheHolyKitchen
can i jork it sloppy style