DKL 👺

You can be anything you want to be💩

[Ochuko @DavidAmhewroro]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[Pinn💥 @PinnaColadaa_]

Moi à 9 ans quand ma mère me demandait de surveiller derrière elle pendant qu’elle retirait de l’argent.

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

HR when the CEO's son is misbehaving:

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[tkon™️ @sheluvstkon]

materialistic women when their rich boyfriend cheats on them again

[Mide Of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

God if you later add me for lineup make e no be against UCL RONALDO 😭😭

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[osano @mavoswago]

If everyone was like wizkid the world would be calm asf

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

So if government finds crude oil in my house, na them get am, but if them find Igbo, na me get am? 😂

[ᵖˡˢ ysa🐆’ldr @ysaxgy]

Queria muito poder fumar músicas

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Make them fast
Make them often
Make them when it's still cheap

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕🌍 Mbappé says he wants to dedicate the Ballon d’Or to Africa: “I have never lost the connection with my roots and my origins. Every time I go to Africa, I feel the love from the people.”

“I’ve always felt very loved on the African continent. I hope I can leave with the Ballon d’Or and, in one way or another, dedicate it to them too.”

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

🇳🇬💔 #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality

[Hazeleyes7777 🇮🇹 @Hazeleyes77771]

Before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like we were defusing a bomb😂

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[Buchi @iam_obc70]

"There is no food for lazy man"

Me at my parents house after waking up by 1pm

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

God abeg if you later add me for line up make e be winning team.

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

God abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

God abeg if you later add me for the lineup, make I no get injury.