derrek

i’m just kidding

[angelina jolie @coolgirl8P]

@mjussyy I was

[derrek @ddderrek]

when dua lipa says “ooh” in illusion all i hear is millie bobby brown saying “ooh” in that video where she’s singing imagine

[derrek @ddderrek]

@bittycrush 🤩🤩🤩

[derrek @ddderrek]

why is it not called RODEO rip

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The first two acts of Beyoncé’s three-act project:

Act I: RENAISSANCE
Act II: COWBOY CARTER

[derrek @ddderrek]

just realized how pale i truly am right now whilst at the gym

[derrek @ddderrek]

this sentence is enough to cause the rapture

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Duolingo gets a BBL from Dr. Miami in new TikTok.

[derrek @ddderrek]

some of these titles…….

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift has just revealed the tracklist for her freshly-announced album, “The Tortured Poets Department,” out April 19:

Side A
Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)
The Tortured Poets Department
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
Down Bad

Side B
So Long, London
But Daddy I Love Him
Fresh Out the Slammer
Florida!!! (Florence + the Machine)

Side C
Guilty as Sin?
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
loml

Side D
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
The Alchemy
Clara Bow
Bonus Track: The Manuscript https://t.co/F7zRYXt615

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

#GagCity does not condone “bullying”.

this a long ass tweet so idc if you “ain’t reading all dat” 😕😞🥴

Below is the kind of tweet “they” hate 👇🤭

#PinkFriday2 = PLATINUM

SuperFreakyGirl =
TRIPLE PLATINUM

RED RUBY DA SLEEZE = PLATINUM

FTCU = GOLD

LTISY = GOLD

#Everybody ft Lil Uzi = GOLD.

#PinkFriday2 Tour = already added double & triple shows in MANY
cities/countries due to SOOOOOOOO many SOLD OUT shows already 🎀

ANNOUNCING more countries w|in the next week. It’s the highest grossing tour of my career & I haven’t even gone out on my first show yet

Longest running #1 female rap album in APPLE MUSIC HISTORY (36 days) 😆

Went #1 on APPLE MUSIC in more countries than any other FEMALE RAP ALBUM in history

Broke the SPOTIFY record for any female rap album in HISTORY

Reached a billion streams faster than any female rap album in SPOTIFY HISTORY.

Highest selling female rap album of 2023 even tho it was released w|3 weeks left in the calendar year 🙂

SFG DEBUTED @ #1 on the HOT 100. That broke a 25 year record previously held by QUEEN Miss Lauryn Hill & had no video @ release 🫶🏽

if your last 5-10 releases flopped…

If The internet checks don’t clear outside in real life.

If all the paid blogs & paid tweets = flop after flop after FLOP album…

Did y’all run up that “Barbie World” song they tried? 🥴It’s bubbling under this week. Video & all and didn’t crack the HOT 100. It’s a BUB. They losing so much money with BF…ain’t generate not one penny of a profit yet & claim she went to college but can’t read her contract …? Another manipulation so she can kick ppl to the curb after they helped her.

Did y’all run up her color purple song? Nope.

Huge vmas performance [big video] = flop.

Every album she’s ever released= flopped.
Paid media all the time. Fraudulent awards = flopped.

Horrible ACTOR that can’t cry on cue 😅🤣🤥 don’t try to act bookie it’s a chop.

Pathological & manipulative liar.

Using ghost writers & still SUCK.

So it’s not me, y’all.
I would never. I’m a classy lil rich lady.
Immigrant to a BOSS.
the American Dream…

Its…well it’s just that…

*whispers* y’all, it’s just that #Roman seems to be in one of those “moods” now 😳

🇯🇲Yea..so anuh “Nicki” dat! don’t call up mi name dutty drancro. 😝🤣 🇹🇹 Is dotish allyuh dotish awah bii? Doh come and play allyuh using sympatea card & all dah nonsense now innoh? Allyuh know ROMAN doh give ah flyin FUK. 🇹🇹🤪orrrrr maybe they forgot …. Hmmm *thinks*

🇹🇹🇯🇲🇬🇾🇧🇧🇧🇸🇧🇱🇹🇨
🇭🇹🇳🇬🇬🇭🇿🇦🇮🇩🇧🇩🇸🇴🇲🇼🇬🇧🇦🇺🇮🇹🇪🇸🇧🇷🇵🇭🇩🇴🇵🇷🇨🇴🇲🇽🇯🇵🇨🇳🇻🇳🇭🇳 🇨🇦

P.S. *Barbie Voice*

the PinkFriday2 fragrance continues to sell out 🙏 & the pink Friday nails are coming real soon. 💅🏽https://t.co/RavY71t5SG sign up

No more updates for GC residents tho. I love you.

Barbz post yall streaming receipts.
That is it & honey that is all until further notice.

My TOP 5 off PF2 today:

ARE YOU GONE ALREADY

BARBIE DANGEROUS
FTCU
EVERYBODY FT LIL UZI
COWGIRL FT. LOURDIZ
PINK FRIDAY GIRLS
FALLIN 4 U
NEEDLE FT. DRAKE
LMCD FT. J COLE
PRESS PLAY FT. FUTURE
FORWARD FROM TRINI FT SKILLIBENG & SKENG.

WHATS YOURS?????

for the rest of the day & night keep #Roman & #PinkFriday2 in your tweets.

I watched what Roman did last night can’t lie that jawn was funny AF 😭

[derrek @ddderrek]

this tweet would send a founding father into cardiac arrest

[Robert Garcia @RobertGarcia]

I’ve been a @BravoTV gay since the original OC housewives franchise. Honored to be the first member of congress to quote a housewife in the congressional record.

[derrek @ddderrek]

did anyone else watch brooke knows best growing up or are you straight

[derrek @ddderrek]

concerningly hammered after 1 martini whilst at the airport

[derrek @ddderrek]

forever this scene from veep https://t.co/hAZ6DwufOK

[nick @lovechazelle]

what is your favourite line delivery?

[derrek @ddderrek]

the rise and fall of gag city will be studied by historians

[derrek @ddderrek]

the auto stop button and i have beef because i have to turn it off every single time i turn on my car i don’t trust it idk

[derrek @ddderrek]

sorry i crashed into you i was on twitter trying to see if taylor swift announced reputation tv because im in a global cult

[derrek @ddderrek]

what do you mean december 1st is next friday https://t.co/xG2VNKKR4r

[derrek @ddderrek]

pov i just opened safari on my flight and this was the first thing i see bc i forgot i took this quiz last night

[derrek @ddderrek]

does anybody have the video of ramona singer saying wow bethany wow repeatedly i need it stat pls

[derrek @ddderrek]

forgot headphones at the gym so i just played the waiting all day for sunday night theme song in my head over and over until i finished my workout

[derrek @ddderrek]

where can i buy a 12oz canned diet coke in the phoenix sky harbor international airport it’s an emergency