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talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence

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Mickie mouse when minnie puts the strap in

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@auqixcczs @Limo55109861 Lie = end her

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Mickie mouse when minnie puts the strap in

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@brighterdaysrem We don’t want to see your scat videosj$:&sv@???

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@GETWELLSOON48 I’m mass reporting-

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Лятна жълта рокля SOTY

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Tweets average at 1 like instead of 0

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I need a sugar cube

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How much key mashing will it take for someone to accidentally write Shakespeare

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Youfuckinwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedfor

[k La @undeadunIuck]

basically all of my female friends have been sexually assaulted / abused in some form. i wouldn't be surprised if over half of the USA's female population has been too. but we won't get all of those numbers, ever

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@dsxf234161 Sometimes your tweets read like you just spammed the word suggest on the keyboard

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@Davebysr So is defending rapist ig..

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Melanie Martinez when you agree to have sex with her

[exd 🌊 #savef5ve @exd232323]

ready for your pink hair pop perfection lesson?

adela gulped
addison cried
cannelle gave up and threw her pink wig away
f5ve fainted

“yes galena” they all said in unison

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Radiohead when Spotifytoes walks in

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@llovedroughtt But then diet coke blocked pepsi when ed girls gathered on tumblr

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@theerealkira “a” line?

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I clicked on the “she tanked! sorry😭” tweet in public

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No shade but prima actually has the worst album cover I’ve ever seen

[Chun Li Da Sneeze Media 📷 @ChunLiMedia]

🚨| Today is Nicki Minaj’s son’s birthday. 🎂

Last year instead of celebrating her son’s birthday, Nicki Minaj spent the day arguing with Cardi B on twitter.