A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, Iโm still a virgin."
โWhat?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if youโve been married five times?"
She said, โWell, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that Iโve married you I'm really excited!" "
Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
โYouโre a lawyer, she answered. โThis time I know Iโm gonna get screwed!"