End-of-year job assessments are bullshit because if you rate yourself a 5 you’re considered cocky and if you rate yourself a 1 or 2 you’re self-deprecating, so really you can only rate yourself on a scale from 3 to 4 but still never receive a raise in either case.
“Nesting” is apparently a real preggo side effect, and I’m wondering how long I can justify buying everything on Facebook Marketplace and filing it under “oh I’m just nesting”.
The most difficult thing about being married so far is adopting my husband’s NBA team (the @dallasmavs), falling in love with them, and then getting my heart stomped on repeatedly.
When did my group of friends cross over from “let’s drink six $5 liquor pitchers until 2 AM” to “let’s play board games and identify birds in the backyard”?
Save the dates for our April IMBIBE events, you won’t want to miss these! 🥂
April 7: Blind Tasting with Steve Alley
April 20: Champagne Master Class with Daniela DaSuta
📸 @ddmasterswine#atx