deerdude

hmmm

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the hairs I’ve been sending down my shower drain were actually clogging it and were not, as I had hoped, finding freedom and exultation in the Chicago sewers

[austin @aust1_nk]

Currently going through something I’ll probably only open up about in 2032

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

Oh good. The storms are over in Chicago. Seems like a good time to sit on the patio and get some work done with a nice cup of—

RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR

[𝕱🧋 @faviexx]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Ok so this made me cry

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

she should’ve won a grammy for this song

[eden ꕤ at the club @khiaeden]

she knew she had to change history.

[✲ didi @tiger__fruit]

This is genuinely how I feel trying to seek connection

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

It’s mid-August in Chicago.
You can have biblical thunderstorms or sun, but a squadron of fighter jets are screaming over your neighborhood.
No in between.

[rhi @loonaeves]

i still gag listening to everglow. i don’t care

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Relapsing at the team building event

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shop wanna charge 2 grand for front and rear brakes hell nah player I got a better idea I will buy all the parts and watch YouTube and then break my car completely then kill myself.

[owië sevigny @yoshicrossing]

love after laughter era bc you can tell hayley just got really into talking heads

[tito boy @tsismosito]

changed millions of lives on tumblr

[𓅃Dr. Sigmund Foid🪶 @YURIM3TH]

how it feels having an auditory processing disorder

[clurge pingus @clurgepingus]

the regular physical circus

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning