Dalt 💯

Comedian. The Drunk Chef. All tweets sent by three toddlers in a oversized trench coat. check out my YouTube channel:

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

YALL KNOW ITS FRIDAY!

Time to make some Sexy Pasta with Yours Truly! Check us Out! 🤙

[Drunk Chef @BestDrunkChef]

ALL NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!
🔥🔥🔥🔥
We Make Carbonara Sexy in this new one, along with many other things. Come check it out:

https://t.co/fg7Z2c51Ho

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

What Cape Verde did tonight cannot be forgotten. The fight they put up was David vs Goliath level 🤘

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

ONE OF THE GREATEST GOALS THESE EYES HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS MADNESS.

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Skynet is real

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

PlayStation is deleting over 500 purchased movies from its customers' accounts 🎞️

• Includes films like 'Terminator 2', 'Rambo', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Hot Fuzz', and 'Moonlight'

• Comes after a licensing deal ended

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Brunson climbing 66% at LEAST

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Hall of Fame probability according to @bball_ref

1. LeBron James - 100.00%
2. Kevin Durant - 100.00%
3. Chris Paul - 100.00%
4. Stephen Curry - 100.00%
5. James Harden - 99.99%
6. Russell Westbrook - 99.93%
7. Anthony Davis - 99.60%
8. Damian Lillard - 98.71%
9. Giannis Antetokounmpo - 98.68%
10. Nikola Jokić - 98.04%
11. Paul George - 97.86%
12. Kyrie Irving - 93.45%
13. Kawhi Leonard - 91.31%
14. Kyle Lowry - 85.74%
15. Draymond Green - 76.82%
16. Kevin Love - 73.47%
17. Jimmy Butler - 72.98%
18. Klay Thompson - 70.21%
19. Joel Embiid - 66.22%
20. DeMar DeRozan - 46.35%
21. Luka Dončić - 41.20%
22. Jayson Tatum - 32.50%
23. John Wall - 32.39%
24. Rudy Gobert - 25.96%
25. Al Horford - 23.78%
26. Karl-Anthony Towns - 22.64%
27. Donovan Mitchell - 12.85%
28. Derrick Rose - 10.52%
29. Trae Young - 9.41%
30. Isaiah Thomas - 7.05%
31. Domantas Sabonis - 6.69%
32. Devin Booker - 4.89%
33. DeAndre Jordan - 3.74%
34. Bradley Beal - 2.26%
35. Khris Middleton - 1.73%
36. Jrue Holiday - 1.67%
37. Andre Drummond - 1.66%
38. Julius Randle - 1.02%
39. Nikola Vučević - 0.92%
40. Mike Conley - 0.80%
41. Jalen Brunson - 0.77%
42. Pascal Siakam - 0.76%
43. Bam Adebayo - 0.76%
44. Fred VanVleet - 0.75%
45. Jaylen Brown - 0.71%
46. Victor Oladipo - 0.56%
47. Danny Green - 0.37%
48. Brook Lopez - 0.30%
49. Gordon Hayward - 0.27%
50. Zach LaVine - 0.25%

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Anthony Edwards gonna end up in a Miami Heat jersey huh

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[project hail sam 🐞 @heyellybelly]

i’m only thinking about these two tonight 💕

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Give me BA in a Steelers uniform plz and thank you 🙏🔥

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

I fully admit that I got it wrong and I completely misunderstood where Brandon Aiyuk was coming from. If this doesn’t make perfect sense to you and clear up the situation, I don’t know what will:

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Can you imagine if someone from 1970 saw this tweet? 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Greatest take in NBA history?

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cam’ron CONGRATULATES Stefon Diggs after he was found not guilty of the allegations brought against him and says there should be consequences for women who falsely accuse and ruin reputations 😭👀🔥

“City boys up 200… he said matter fact I don’t wanna f— you no more, be my chef… Cardi coming over, you know what she like, taco Tuesday 🥷” 🤣🤣🤣

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨⛳️🏌️#NEW — Grant Horvat has teamed up with Wesley & George Bryan to create Your Golf Tour: “A multi year Tour designed for high level competition in the digital landscape.”

YGT will feature 16 of the top golf creators in 4 events, with rumours of Michael Block, Garrett Clark and Mac Boucher as potential names on the yet to be announced roster.

(Via: @GrantHorvatGolf / @bryanbrosgolf)

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

My plans for this snowstorm include watching my DoorDasher hydroplane into a telephone pole then calling ice instead of an ambulance

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘STRANGER THINGS’ cast react to the Will Byers plot twist at the table read.

[Kurt Supe, CPA & Retirement Planner @KurtSupeCPA]

Your son makes $92K and just turned 40 in a rental apartment.

You have $5.1M collecting dust.

Explain that to me.

My client watched this happen for 3 years.

"I don't want to enable him."

Enable him to what? Own a home?
Stop bleeding $2,800/month in rent?
Give your grandkids their own bedrooms?

We finally structured a $225K gift last month.

Now his son owns a home. The grandkids have a yard. And he gets to hang out with his grandkids in a space they'll remember forever.

Your kids don't need your money at 65.
They need it at 35 when:

Houses cost $500K
Daycare is $2,400/month
Student loans are $87K

Hope is running out

Give them the inheritance while you're alive to see them use it.

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

My boy went to the goated Detroit spot 😮‍💨

[Tom Hur @KoreaPistonsFan]

HEHEHEHEHE

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

End of an era

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Who’s got motion on Twitter/X and how does one acquire such motion? 👀 Asking for a friend

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Thinking about Kyle Schwarber on his first day of the offseason.

[Dalt 💯 @ddogsmooth]

Full Metal Jacket Chad, cmon now 😮‍💨

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Bet yall can’t name this movie❔