DustinBetweenTheLines

Sometimes I write pretty stuff. Devilishly handsome. Go outside and get inspired. Tacos are life. Destined for world domination.

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@jamezbezt @Macintosh_Josh @A__Mixtape @NBCSBulls @spurs The Spurs didn't ask him to play through anything. In fact, they bent over backwards for him. You ever hear of a team allowing a player to completely handle his own rehab? Dude got bad advice and handled this situation very poorly.

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

I don't care how old you are. If you don't open mail like a kid opening presents on Christmas morning, we can't be friends.

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

Me as a kid: Why do we have to go to school so much?

Me as an adult in a neighborhood full of hoodlums on summer vacation: School should be year round!

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@DietrichSchmidt and @NineBanded giving off that amazing block party atmosphere, with a little assist from @eastciders @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/muFPT4oN2e

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@theCHIVE Where is the "YES" option?

[Football Perspective @fbgchase]

Lawrence Taylor fans: what's the most impressive statistic about his career? P.S. recording sacks while under the influence is not a statistic.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

LOL these have me dying 😂

https://t.co/2NeqWV4bNo

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: https://t.co/L0ZnOdqANz

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@mikestabile Mike, sent you a DM

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@JasonWitten Mr. Cowboy, it has been an absolute honor to watch you beast on people and continually prove them wrong. Can't wait to hear you call games on Monday nights! See you soon #82.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Coolest Nike signature collaboration this year: @KyrieIrving & @wheaties. Only 100 made with the box that will go to Kyrie’s friends & family. Shoe itself will be available at retail. For what it’s worth this is the most relevant Wheaties has been in a decade.

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@anoticingsenpa1 @SIDtheWHISTLE "Enough about me. Tell me about you. Your hopes. Your dreams."

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@drafthouse I wonder if there will be any resurrections...

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Why is nobody talking about how Sia is just Hulk Hogan’s mustache?

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

@soylent https://t.co/BBxevFgazs

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@BillSimmons Consumers drive the market. What really needs to happen is fans stop paying to see their team tank. That's the only thing that will stop or even slow the practice.

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

And if you don't know, now ya know

https://t.co/PhyryXk8hM

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

What you expect, vs. reality can often be very different

https://t.co/wWMHF8Ddhp

[DustinBetweenTheLines @ddooling80]

Gave up energy drinks a little while back, because I'm an old piece of shit. Sipping on a red bull orange right now and I feel like I'm on the verge of a "dude, hold my beer" moment.