D.

[Zion @zionszzn]

when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed >>>>>>

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Donald Trump didn't make his first billion in crypto until age 80

Relax, you still have time

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

nvm

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA was released 40 years ago today.

It struggled at the box office after opening just weeks behind ALIENS, but years of home video and cable TV gave it a second life, turning John Carpenter’s action-fantasy into cult classics.

[TigerChainsaw @ChainsawTiger]

With all due disrespect, go fuck yourself @Sony

[HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima @HazzadorGamin]

Sony & Microsoft every week 😭😂

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

A homeless man asked me for a cigarette and I had to explain that I vape now, humiliating both of us.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Savannah James realizing they left Bronny with the Lakers.

[bean 😼 @BeansGoodTakes]

.@RockstarGames you knew

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Bought some fireworks today and I wasn't sure I'd picked out the right stuff until the salesman smiled and high-foured me.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[MacFNyt @macfnyt]

Hear me out ! This thing should teleport us when we are downed in Solos

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Eating in and eating out are basically the same price right now.

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Quando você tem mais de 30 anos e vai para uma festa que começa às 21:00.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron telling Bronny he can’t come with him when he leaves the Lakers

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

PepsiCo, the parent company of Doritos, lost over $1 billion after raising the price of a bag of Doritos to $6-$7. People stopped buying them. They later lowered the price to recover some of the lost revenue, but sales are still down.

I love that for them.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

People are getting way too comfortable being horrible human beings