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[_ @ddpyogadad]

@RealDDP I was just about to skip DC 2.0 tonight and watch #jakethesnakemovie but decided to do both! #SoWorthIt

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I'm at Clarkson's place. Not much drink in the fridge. #tightarse

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@StuPenner #LivingTheDream #YouLuckyBastard if I can get some time I'll come and visit #LetsGoCrazy #LetsGoNuts #dontchugclomato

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@StuPenner when are you moving to #Calgary ? #IGuessYouAreTooCoolForEdmonton

[The Penske File @thepennskefile]

holy shit. I think Penn Jillette inadvertently devised an experiment that can prove whether God is real or not - http://t.co/DClSQyKp

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@ribribs @StuPenner July and August will be touch and go #MegaPregoWife

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@ribribs @StuPenner Son #Billdar and #Richdar don't work. They have #F35 #Stealth capabilities. Not to mention 25 Billion bar tab #SHOTS

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@StuPenner #roadtrip i'll bring @ribribs and Bill. Hope you like firing lines of sweet shots and #jagermeister with warm #BudLIghtLime

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@StuPenner Son! I'm into the #evilsyrup #ticktock #babyiscoming are you coming home to see pops anytime soon?

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@ribribs what kind did you get? #whereisthebeef

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka. This is just going to make things too easy for priests now.

[_ @ddpyogadad]

@StuPenner @ribribs @admsollder @meadowssteven looks like we are having a #babyboy !

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

McDonald's uses sodium phosphate, a laxative, in their creamer.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Whatever" has been voted the most annoying word in the world for 3 years in a row.