Asked my 7yr old if he had seen my stapler..
“Dad, is today Tuesday?”
Yeah, what’s that have to do with my stapler?
“Cause I’m pretty sure Tuesday’s aren’t my day to keep track of your stapler”
He’s definitely my child...
.@CarsonKing2 raised more than $1.1 million for the kids, and did so selflessly. His big-hearted gesture inspired, and brought people together.
I don't understand why we need to know Carson's tweets from 2011, but I'm relieved social media didn't exist when I was an immature 16.
I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)
You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!
Great day for an Alumni game! A bit warm for the old guys but a win is a win! We didnt keep stats but we know Derrick Drees didnt score. See you all next year!
Alumni - 7
2019 - 2
Drake’s next album is about to feature plenty of Raptors lyrics....
“Been called sick, haters say I’ve gotta curse,
They say call a doctor, I’m like naa just go get Nurse”
I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)