Deanna Renwick

[Laura Speirs @ldspeirs]

@BiIIMurray:DRINKING GAME: 1) Attach a mustache to your TV 2) Drink every time it lines up with someones face. @ddrenwick999 @nadinesnedden

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I've been an adult for many years and I see no end in sight when it comes to getting drunk on Friday nights.

[Deanna Renwick @ddrenwick999]

"@FunnyAndReal: Fake friends buy you a pregnancy test. Real friends scream, "name it after me!""@nadinesnedden

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The problem with Crocs is that people wear them.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We all have that one fiend who just can't handle alcohol..

[Deanna Renwick @ddrenwick999]

"@MyBoyTED: Always be positive. *trips down stairs* Man I got down those stairs fast! T"@nadinesnedden

[Deanna Renwick @ddrenwick999]

"@MensHumor: "Scarlett Johansson isn't my type." - No Straight Man, Ever" @KevinFalcoln

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I do my best thinking when I should be sleeping.

[Deanna Renwick @ddrenwick999]

HOWTOCURSEAKIDOUT: Shut the fudge up you little astronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies @nadinesnedden

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"Those fake bullet holes stickers on your car make you look like a real bad ass" -Nobody

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Cheers! Here's to making tomorrow's hangover totally worth it tonight!

[Plug🤑 @LMAOorDie]

Wassup = trynna fuck?, Where you at = you close enough to fuck?, We need to chill = we need to fuck, You so fake = why you aint let me fuck?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We all have those shitty ass days where we just want to get drunk.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Crocs: The cheapest and simplest form of birth control.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dating a Slut is like eating @OliveGarden ...the Tossed Salads are endless!