Brandon Ragone

[reese🪽 @daxhaunts]

kind of texts susie sends kris

[adri .ᐟ🗝️ @lovedadri]

who is this motherfucker

[noyno @Xendefy]

??? Whatever man

[not parap (💉 surgery recovery) @notparrskerr]

legendary feed pull

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I can’t with this shit

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”

[conor @conor_brn]

5 years ago today, after zero rehearsals we played our first and only gig as a punk cover band called Shreks Pistols

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Rate my WFH setup

[XIF ✈️ SuperNova @TheXIF]

This mf HBox forgot his badge, got stopped in front of VIP, and just pointed at a nearby ad with his fkn face on it and got in.

[Egg @The_Brown_Egg]

In retrospect the hints were kinda there

[Dymes @dymes125]

your life isn't even worth $32 a day to legislators.

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

We gotta keep this energy up

[mike @capitol2018]

North Korea, here we are.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Flock is going to get all sorts of innocent people killed.

[JJ ☁️ @JJCooperWX]

"If I had a nickel for every time everyone in McKinney was dead, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"