Dave Dunn 🍺

Acts like a know-it-all on the topics of bad golf, good beer, and the best pizza to eat cold the next morning. Avid Chicago sports fan. Not the Cubs, they suck

[Dave Dunn 🍺 @ddunn83]

@barstoolchicago Dick Gordon

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

AC - officially a better playoff passer than Aaron Rodgers

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[Dave Dunn 🍺 @ddunn83]

@jon_actual No, but you do get to divorce your wife and marry an Eastern European model.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

That odd muscular sensation you may be feeling is the slow release of your sphincter after four years of panicked constriction.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

I’m not 100% sure... but I’m getting increasingly worried that the Trump new healthcare plan might not be coming....

[Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC]

Live your life in a way that doesn't cause people to countdown the hours until your departure.

23 hours, 44 minutes remaining.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it feels pointless. to bring it up again. but if i am not allowed to bring my sticks inside. why is the human allowed a whole tree. do they not understand. that is where my sticks come from

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Could everyone please retweet this so @JoelOsteen sees that many many people think he is an asshole? Thanks in advance.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There is no vaccine against stupid.

And if there were, the stupid wouldn't take it.

[Dave Dunn 🍺 @ddunn83]

He shoots, he scores!!

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

I told you the smear ads were coming, but Georgians will see Sen. @Kloeffler’s ads for what they are.

[Dave Dunn 🍺 @ddunn83]

Today is not the end of the struggle. In 2008, when Obama was elected, I thought our nation had turned a corner and was heading for a better future. 4 years ago that thought took a hit. Our democracy is fragile & precious, and must be fought for every day! Never quit!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You would think people from Nevada would be good at sitting at a table and counting.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “@OSiRISRex intercepted asteroid Bennu, 300-million km away, to retrieve samples for lab analysis.
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “Research shows humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false.”

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It’s tempting to use the analogy��of rats fleeing a sinking ship to describe the growing number of Republican elected officials starting to speak out against Donald Trump. But that's really not fair to rats, who tend not to be complicit in driving ships to the bottom of the sea.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Please stop calling undocumented people who pay taxes “freeloaders”. A freeloader is a trust-fund billionaire who pays $0 in federal income taxes for 10 out of 15 years and then receives top-notch government-funded health care when he gets sick.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

A 6th GOP justice, nominated by an impeached president who lost the popular vote by 3M, confirmed by GOP senators representing 15M fewer Americans than their Democratic colleagues, after Obama's pick couldn't even get a vote.

When I say the system is rigged, this is what I mean.

[Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC]

The strongest argument against a self-governing society is a 5-minute conversation with a Trump supporter.

[Dave Dunn 🍺 @ddunn83]

@dog_rates @dog_feelings Jasper & Zoey celebrating National Puppy Day with some ice cream.

[Dave Dunn 🍺 @ddunn83]

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