Danny Dunn

Pancake! At the Disco

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

I’m excited to one day own a big long coat. One of the many things I look forward to about getting older. Just picture me entering your home and folding it over my arm, “you do NOT want to go out there” I’ll say.

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@ryenarussillo @JeffPassan @Pacers Loved the doctor stuff, I relate very much...

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

Tiny desk concerts are like if music had a podcast

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@brettgoldstein Do you want to headline jam in the Van dec. 10th?

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@brettgoldstein @brendanhunting Do you want to headline jam in the Van dec. 10th?

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

Be nice to everyone, you never know who’s carrying around the weight of their check engine light

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

I would listen to a daily podcast of two people just taking turns saying “and what about this scene in Ted Lasso… and what about that scene in Ted Lasso”

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@djgoor @KenTremendous Hello I am a stranger on the internet and I wrote a B99 cold open that I’d like for you to read
-Sincerely, a stranger on the internet who wrote a B99 cold open that he’d like you to read https://t.co/G1h5ImS0C2

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

I swear everyone in LA is passing around the same 50 bed frames on Facebook marketplace

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

“It’s a-me! Mario!” Mario pleads with his grandmother to recognize him. He doesn’t know why he tries as she hasn’t been lucid in many months. His head hangs in defeat as he squeezes her hand. She takes her last breath..

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

It’s insane that we get mad at people from Mexico for coming to check out a place we named NEW Mexico..

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@New_to_LA Text. Me.

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@SheaSerrano Let me see that thing man

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@RyanCason11 @TheAdamKehoe Still have them. Gonna bronze them and send one each to you and @Toby_ornot_tobe

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

@RyanCason11 @MJPeas @FiveThirtyEight @JMoMusic BIG BRIEFCASE BUSINESS BOYS

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

And LASTLY, no wonder the choir sucks at the beginning of Sister Act. Clearly Maria has attempted to stifle music out of the church because it reminds her of her chaotic past, dead husband, estranged kids, and all those mean songs the nuns in Austria used to sing about her. Fin.

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

The Sound of Music is an action movie and set in the same universe as Sister Act. This is a fact and I will not be discussing it further..

[Danny Dunn @ddunnsy]

Whoopi and The Mother Reverend (who, don’t get confused, I believe is Maria) immediately butt heads because she reminds Maria of herself when she was young, free, and musical before the Nazis chased her out of her home and her husband died