Dimitry Dusterov

Drinker of Vodka, Ordered of Mailorder Brides. Rind Ding Dong Ring-a-Ding Dong! Getting Airdustered sucks, getting browtorched sucks even more! GHe is GHed!

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@Ryleigh_M @GOtransit @ThisCrazyTrain @gotrainshame @GOChronicles He bruin fan, what you expect

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

When vodka virus going happen? Corona only 5% alcohol, like water, VODKA 40% sometimes 80% alcohol much much better

[Snap Breaking @SnapBreaking]

Confirmed #coronavirus cases worldwide as of January 29 - 4:00 GMT:

China: 5,974 & 132 deaths
Thailand: 14
Hong Kong: 8
Taiwan: 7
Japan: 7
U.S.: 5
Australia: 5
Macau: 5
Singapore: 4
S. Korea: 4
France: 4
Malaysia: 4
Canada: 3
Vietnam: 2
Nepal: 1
Cambodia: 1
Germany: 1

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

duster poll https://t.co/mMQVj2EhXy

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

Everyone should move out Toronto. That Solve Problem . It horrible crowded place anyways #Gotransit #metrolinx #parking

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

Everyone should move out Toronto. That Solve Problem . It horrible crowded place anyways #Gotransit #metrolinx #parking

[Kim Perrotta MHSc @KimPerrotta57]

#GOTransit parking in the #GTHA is incredibly frustrating! I could not get a spot at Aldershot or Burlington again today!! We need more parking at terminus stations to reduce traffic, air pollution, climate emissions & stress! #onpoli ⁦@fordnation⁩ https://t.co/r8NDX6gz26

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

Have you ever taken a shit in quad on GO train

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

GO Bear was feeling Sickly,
and diarhea attack struck.
Stuck on his beloved GO bus,
his bum about to blow up!
The mess on his seat was Tragic,
The cleaning staff needed a call.
Now his bus is stunk up,
and it’s Crappy Travel days for all!
#GOtransit #GOBus

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

It #GOtransit Safety Week. Can safely drink on the train

#safety #glug #NeedMoreVodka #Drunk

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@erinjlebel @GOtransit Not Cattle, More like GO SHeeeep

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

dusterov almost shit pants again on delayey GOtrain on tuesday. was GOtransit desaster day

https://t.co/aANuY6OKSG

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

Have you ever shit pants on GOTrain? #gotransit

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@daboo9 @GOtransit It a Ghost train. WooOOOOooooOO WoooOOOoOOO

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

Have you ever shit pants on GOTrain? #gotransit

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@evilklown17 @Metrolinx @GOtransit @GOtransitLE When Pigs Fly

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

stolichnaya

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@GOtransit @MorganEua Nature calls cannot be delayed

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@mingram0 Huge cheek, GO trainsit make riders need more vodka every day

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@drunkmen Dusterov repair car by kicking until is work.

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

#WednesdayMotivation Dusterov not need motivation to Drink more dah vodka

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

@TweetOfGo she drank too much Exteme vodka. she overheating

[Dimitry Dusterov @ddusterov]

Its Tueday Just drinka dah vodka #TuesdayThoughts