Devin Dustworth

B2BM Enthusiast | Gambling Addict | Dust Doer | 2nd Grade Spelling Bee 2nd Place | NYR, NYK, Red Sox, and Pats fan | ‘Cuse Alum | Proud owner of a barrel

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

LOOK AT MY ALL STAR CENTERFIELDER MAN

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Someone get those duck boats up and moving around.

The 25/26 Red Sox have won 6 straight. 2.5 games back of a Wild Card spot.

#DirtyWater

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Sox just might be a wagon…..

Lotta baseball left to play. Pitching’s been there since March. Bats seemingly waking up at the right time.

#Dirtywater #DoDamage

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@gregfink25 Change it back to Scooch please.

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@EmilioStink Emiliano,

I think all the dumb blonde bitches in the world should be customer service reps. At least we’ll be able to understand them and maybe get their number at the end of the call too.

Best,

Dusty

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

It pisses me off that 90% of customer service reps are Indian. How am I supposed to get the service I need if I can’t understand a word you’re saying. I really do try my best to understand them but some of these guys are just ridiculous. Frustrating man.

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

I love tossing in a velo and blowing up the office shitter bright and early every morning. Easily the best way to set the tone for a big day. #poop

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

The Letdown at Lumen….

4 years of anticipation and you actually couldn’t have wrote a worse ending.

#USMNT #WorldCup26 #cocktease

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Update: the lights are on….

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Just walked into my office the Monday after 4th of July and we are out of power. No definitive on when it might turn back on. This could be a monumental development for USMNT Game-day.

#USMNT #WorldCup26

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Being the only black guy on the Mexican National team and being the best player is nails. #Quinones #Worldcup26 #ElTri

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Javier Hernandez is pretty damn cool for a beaner. FOX definitely chose the right guy for this game. #chicharito #worldcup26

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@JaBrickashawn Hey JBricky, welcome to the burnerverse. Please get @EmilioStink off this convos about God nonsense. He should probably keep my boys name out of his no good, gay boy mouth if he wants any chance of earning his spot in heaven back.

Best,

Dusty

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Currently obsessed with Lamine Yamal’s fat black little brother Keyne. All over my instagram, all over my mind. Kinda has the same build as my little brother. Anyone in my network have any black paint? #wakawaka #eh #eh

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@DrShrimpCR Beautiful day to take the roof off!

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@DrShrimpCR Who cares if it’s a sin or not you’re already not going to heaven. #dustyshrimp

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@gregfink25 Nah man I’m tryna leave with a high schooler. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Contemplating,

Dusty

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Nothing like ripping fucking steamy, smelly, no good farts at a jam packed bar. You gotta make some room one way or another.

Happy 250!

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@DrShrimpCR Just start screaming slurs.

Respectfully,

Devin

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

@RagingRosco @DrShrimpCR Happy 250 Rosco! Miss u man!

Regards,

Dusty