durbs

I am not the man from Nantucket, but I do know him

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@Scahfferburner Mix with some coke (-a-cola) it’s delicious

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Where’s your money going for the Cousins family to move to?

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Atlanta really needed something as wholesome as Kirk Cousins, this was a good move

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

It’s smart that I’m not usually allowed to work from home cause all I did this week was learn how to make bagels

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Why would they not sell zyn at Home Depot?

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

If you choose to partake, please go to this link and get a free drug test kit to make sure you are not another statistic. Please. If you are not in Georgia, please find your local resource

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@godfathagoo5e Sorry to hear this hunter. On that note, everyone should request a free Narcan and test kit here https://t.co/GMBQs7EVhu

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@Drew_Stickney Oh just two

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@Drew_Stickney Not three?

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

When I’m trying to throw one in without my girl noticing

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Got any more NFL coaching announcements??

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Griff would’ve loved to see this Flaccomania run

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Saban and Belichick out within 24 hours of each other. Hey siri play Dreams and Nightmares by Meek Mill

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

My dog literally just locked me out of the house and I am sittin on the stoop waiting for landlord

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

Dudes rock cause I accidentally messaged some random guy with the same name as my friend and he was just like hell yeah man

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@frozenedamame @wok_m4ster_fl3x

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

S’go dawgs

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@biggsnuggs Shrek rushing for 1500 yards and 20 TDs my lord

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

@frozenedamame @wok_m4ster_fl3x Holy shit I’ve ever seen anyone else have this. With cream cheese in it too? And sprite i think? We just called it green jello, no official name

[durbs @dduurrbbss]

At what point does Trevor Lawrence cut his hair?