destiny

[destiny @ddvelazquezz]

I was so excited to watch the new episode of the last of us and now I’m depressed

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I get in Ubers and just start lying

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I hope when I die people honor my memory by posting thirst traps of me

[hayyyter @oghayyyter]

she took beyonces nachos and made chilaquiles

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

I have genuinely not felt a rush like this in over 5 years

[Rap Game Ina Garten @KaraBTweets]

Law Roach making every designer run in So Kates to compete for Zendaya's wedding dress

[clo @clo0fficial]

Luigi Mangione stuns in court

[DanYull 🍉 @MrFranc0]

(I turned 31 today or whatever) but shoutout to the step ladder in the back that my family uses to reach the pot of pozole 🤭

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Cleared with ease and without hesitation. #RHOBH

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

this was a crazy ass sunday

[jynx @jynxbby]

me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

And fuck that little hippo too

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[sj ✮⋆˙ @DIE4GLAMOUR]

Texas , Louisiana , and Florida won’t get one prayer out of me next hurricane season 😘
#Election2024

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

Me every time I listen to Like a G6. God what an amazing song. Getting slizzered???? FUCK!!!!