Obviously the people at @PhilipsNorelco do not have real balls. Otherwise they’d know not to market the “OneBlade Intimate” as no nicks, pulls, or cuts. All you need to spend a day with my balls before claiming that. That thing has cut me every time I’ve tried to use it. Garbage
If the state of New York can euthanize Peanut the Squirrel because of a fear of Rabies; why hasn’t the state of Georgia euthanized @mtgreenee for the same reason?
My @PayPal and @Venmo accounts have been deactivated with no specifics given other than “Due to the nature of your activities, we have chosen to discontinue service to you.” I use PayPal every blue moon as a checkout option and I use Venmo to pay my hairdresser. WTF?!
They are building an @arbys near work (I didn’t know they built them I thought they’ve just existed since the Big Bang) but I digress. It has a double drive-thru and I’m sorry but has anyone ever seen an Arby’s busy enough for all that?