Lucy Flawless

Gay and Jewish and tired of your shit.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

I got gun oil in my bag. Fag.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

That's literally just Trump Tower and, like, two other blocks.

[yandel 🇩🇴🇵🇸 @yandelny]

People think I'm joking when I say that the Upper East Side is the worst fucking neighborhood in New York.

I feel sorry for the very small subset of good people here, but something bad is cooking here.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Homophobia: a condition that crops up in men when they finally meet the one guy they would turn for.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

My favorite @Shakira song.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

@squeakytoy My grandfather was born in England but after they moved to the US and after my uncle was born, but before my mom was, they changed their name from Gelman to Gilman and we have no record of that, so my mom and I both miss out.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

What are we doing here? Is this a joke?

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

$1999 and no Face ID. That's a choice.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

@farman4x 96

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: After Donald Trump spent hours calling Fox News executives and screaming at them for ignoring his fraud claims, one reportedly yelled back, “You told the entire country, on live television, that every president—even Sleepy Joe—has run fair elections EXCEPT you!"

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Why buy the dick when you can get the whore for free?

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Why is this happening?

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

I said it years ago, AI is the one thing the public never asked for that every tech company decided we're going to get anyway.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Well, we'd be down at least one idiot.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

But now I get why people hold on to things for years.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

My uncle died and my dad and I are in Massachusetts going through his things and there are boxes and boxes of my grandparent's slides from the 50's, 60's, & 70's with labels like Colombia, Nova Scotia, Greece, Norway. Dad says never took the kids on vacation with them.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

He looked at the box a said "it's a lost history that I don't have the time or energy to go through" and that I should toss it. But I'm looking at them, thinking about what could be in those photos, and I don't want to toss them.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

@ConnorQuinnXXX

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Is every tv show shot in documentary style now?

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

@popLOCKEdropit Did you know she voiced Auntie Poulet, the head of the Hatian gang, in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City?

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Where do you think that money comes from? Our taxes. And blue states give more to the government than they get back. It would be a shame if they just stopped sending taxes to the federal government...

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

@MJTruthUltra This is what must be done.

It is the golden rule, he who provides the gold, makes the rules.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

There's nothing quite like turning 36...for the fifth time.