DDzn

Desenv. 💻 | Bye Bye Java 👋 | Hello Python ♥️

[Enrique García @KikeGarcia41]

Lo malo de expandir la Copa del Mundo a 48 participantes es que te encuentras a selecciones como Alemania o Países Bajos, que te bajan el nivel del torneo.

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

CONTRAGOLPE DE BRASIL, AHÍ VA IGOR THIAGO.

[WinRAR @WinRAR_RARLAB]

Yay! We finally got paid! 🤑🤑🤑😎😍🥳🤣

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

getting paid after taxes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

[saila @sailaunderscore]

How it feels to not recognize a single person here.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

When i break into somebody's house but they're watching PSG vs Bayern Munich

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[DDzn @ddzin_root]

Ahaha, ok North America

[bea 🇧🇷 @SlLENTPRINCESS]

apparently neither do you

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

How come 8 hrs at home takes 20mins and 8hrs at work take 6days

[o br que não deu certo @BRexposto]

A sensação de dizer 'ok' em vez de discutir

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

- Sin Deudas
- Peso Ideal
- 8 Horas de sueño
- Salud mental en orden
- Cero alcohol

Estaba en mi prime, tenía 8 años

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Remote workers crawling to their laptop at 8:59 AM

[Lu12 (World Cup Versión) @Lu12_2005]

yo mañana en el trabajo cuando me pidan trabajar y no me dejen mirar la Champions League:

[LihuelRP @LihuelRP36]

Twitter desde que se agrego la traduccion automatica:

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy leyendo un buen tuit y se me actualiza el feed sin querer

[Bueno @0xBueno_]

Were you a pirate back then?

[eliz @eliza___v]

Your package will be delivered today”

Me all day: