deFi

Too many bobbies, too little hands.

[deFi @deFi_gg]

It's fucking infuriating when late at night you are minding your own business and there's an annoying mosquitoe buzzing around, just waiting for their chance to approach you, so you cover up even tho it's warm but the creepy mosquitoe still finds a way and urgh I fucking hate men

[deFi @deFi_gg]

An unknown hand has forced my poop schedule to fall upon the final pee of the night the last few days. A strangely fulfilling sensation that feels like it could be meaningful if I fully embrace it. I'll keep you posted

[deFi @deFi_gg]

I cleaned out an old desk from the basement and found a large box of unopened condoms that expired in 2014. That is exactly the type of blind, against all odds optimism we lost in modern America.

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@Tweety_Peet

[deFi @deFi_gg]

People say doing taxes and accounting isn't exciting or sexy, but when I'm filling out forms it's mostly guessing and hoping there won't be any complaints, which is exactly like making love

[deFi @deFi_gg]

I drink milk every day, I love milk, and yet the soft stewards of milk remain a faint enigma

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@sirsimdude

[deFi @deFi_gg]

Told a girl I can't go camping with her because my back hurts

[deFi @deFi_gg]

Working overtime to afford more gift subs, next year I will have a valentine for sure😤

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@sirsimdude Fingers crossed next year it's chlamydia 🤞

[deFi @deFi_gg]

It's been an eventful year for all of us. Some of you might've found love. Some might've found out they hadn't found it yet. Some might've moved and started something new. Some might've overcome something old. Me personally, I found out I might have arthritis! Merry Christmas ♥️

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@Money__is__Gone Too much arthritis, can't do it

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@ninav3v @HumansNoContext Yes! Not the best, but one of the oldest and that's pretty cool!

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@Ruixrai You don't even need help, some good sleep, maybe some more yarn and it'll be a walk in the park😌but for me personally, brown noise and a timer can be very helpful for a dedicated study environment!

[Nina @ninav3v]

LIVEEE 🏃

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@ninav3v

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@ninav3v good crossfire buddy 🤝

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@ninav3v @ConcernedApe @kaokaoricha damn check out these plump pumps

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@Ruixrai

[deFi @deFi_gg]

@Ruixrai freakin youts smh