Cornelis de Groot

[Laff @laffm9_]

Damn you tourists, give us our parking spaces back

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

So does Santa exist in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter or nah?

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

10 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, 50 Cent, and Steve Jobs. Now we got no cash, no cents, and no jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon. Merica.

[Football Food @FootballFood]

One year ago today, Robin van Persie did this...

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

Just cleaned a pool for 2 hours, go to start up my truck and the battery died somehow #fml

[Jeff @kouisdabest]

To the graduating girls of 2015....

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

Could the Men's US soccer team actually be good for once?? They beat the Netherlands 4-3 and The World Cup winners Germany 2-1. #IBelieve

[Football Food @FootballFood]

FT: Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa.

Congratulations to Arsenal. FA Cup champions 2014/15!

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

Darkness is everywhere. We just don't see it because the sun is an attention whore. #Wilfred

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

@john_giannusa I'm not the next Sigmund Freud, I'm the first Cornelis Ronald de Groot(enheimer)

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

Is a dream that you had but forgot exist? The only person that knows of it would be you but since you forgot, what's to prove its existence?

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT!!!!

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

@john_giannusa you meant the world to me yesterday, no you mean the universe to me😘. Love ya buddy.

[Football Food @FootballFood]

Liverpool fans saving Mario Balotelli from getting sent off.

[Cornelis de Groot @deGrootenheimer]

@EmilyRubenbauer what?