della duck

life: drive it like you stole it. #ducktalesrp | ROOMIE AGAIN!!: @ltpenumbra

[della duck @deIladuck]

» “take it easy honey! back on the moon i used to snap too! of course, that was from soul-crushing loneliness...”

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[della duck @deIladuck]

Fiendish Organization of World Larceny more like stupid organization of world ugly

[della duck @deIladuck]

kit cloudkicker i am hatefollowing you and i will not help you fly the sea duck

[della duck @deIladuck]

please stop asking “where’s gyro?”. Gyro is exactly where he belongs... :)

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot Idiot, head lice prefer extremely clean hair. Get someone to check 😒

[della duck @deIladuck]

well.... it looks like Huey got head lice :(

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot Don’t diss my boy’s cap! I bet he went to grab his guidebook and one of the little lice in your swollen bang took the opportunity to leap right onto his head.

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot That’s false, my hair is CLEAN and LICE-FREE. I CHECKED. You’re avoiding dealing with your own disease-ridden creepy crawlies which went and gave my child head lice - if you YOURSELF didn’t give it to him.

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot I don’t know, what kinda specimens are you keeping in that lab, freak?

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot Damn you, Gearloose.

[della duck @deIladuck]

I lived bitch.

[della duck @deIladuck]

@Deepunkscience @GyroIsRobot we’re going polyamorous

[della duck @deIladuck]

i do NOT fuck candlesticks

[della duck @deIladuck]

new minecraft snapshot is great but i got pwned by a not-epic wither skeleton before i could use my boss diamond sword with Knockback III and Fire Aspect II and i lost ALL My enchanted diamond armor.

[della duck @deIladuck]

@LegitKuzco yeah :/

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot well Gyro shut the fuck up and get the fuck out im taking your intern out on a date and i’m gonna bone him afterwards then when i make him my beard that he can text at 9 am i will flush your phone down the toilet

[della duck @deIladuck]

@LegitKuzco someone sent me a myspace message accusing me of it

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot i'm gonna flush your phone down your intern's toilet actually

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot Log off gayboy! Log off gayboy! Turn the off button on your computer to turn it off!!!!!! You're supposed to be an inventor dont you know how to turn a computer off!!!!!

[della duck @deIladuck]

@GyroIsRobot Log off gayboy