Clover

I'm too lazy to fix my header and banner rn chill

[Clover @deItajustice]

TEMPORARY PINNED

[Clover @deItajustice]

Any place ya'd like, ya can even choose th'settin' 'n whatnot!

Buuuuuut ya'd hav'ta get up, first.

[Clover @deItajustice]

. . .

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

...

[Clover @deItajustice]

Ah - uh. . .

( Teeth click with the cowpoke deep in thought, rolling their shoulders with an amused smirk forming. )

Well, sure, ah'd be down pardner ; been wantin' ta experiment wit' different styles anyhow.

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐛 ┈ lueᅠ ⃰ 𝐑𝗔̲𝐓 @azurepace]

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( * Whistles at the sight of @deItajustice )

Yo, Clo'! Wanna swap styles for a sec?

( * Hastily gesturing towards his aviator and their hat multiple times. )
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[Clover @deItajustice]

If ya get up ah'll take ya out ta eat

[Clover @deItajustice]

?

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

Five more minutes...

[Clover @deItajustice]

Pardner 's 10 am right now, time ta get on up

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

Mmmm, no wanna... 💤

[Clover @deItajustice]

Wake on up, pardner

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

Yaaaawn...

[Clover @deItajustice]

@VENGEFULMAGNUMS @cervofortis V you're actually so relatable for ts

[—𝓢ᴴᴼᴼᵀ 𝓨ᴼᵁ ᴵᴺ 𝓣ᴴᴱ 𝓑ᴬᶜᴷ @VENGEFULMAGNUMS]

@cervofortis aaand it's everywhere

[Clover @deItajustice]

@cervofortis Ya did both cheeks too. . . Soooo.....

( REARING THEIR OTHER HAND BACK AND SMACKING HER ASS A SECOND TIME. )

PAAAAAY - BACK!

[Clover @deItajustice]

( doing a quick twirl in place, grinning. ) what'd'ya think?

[Clover @deItajustice]

Alrighty, well watch mighty close, Azzy ; 'cuz ah ain' doin' it twice.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

Okay, but twirls are nice. I'd twirl for you, too, if ya want.

[⃟ @cervofortis]

@smxlltowngoat i’m ngl shal this is genuinely so fucking gay like. there’s me type of gay and then there’s ultra type of gay which is you

[Clover @deItajustice]

@cervofortis ( winding their arm back and landing a hard SMACK on the others rear - equal to the force applied to them. )

Like that!

[Clover @deItajustice]

Then ah can do a twirl if ya want, jus' sayin' lookin' would be easier

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

Okay

[Clover @deItajustice]

? Just TILT ya body ta th'side 'n see

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 @smxlltowngoat]

Proof?

[Clover @deItajustice]

@cervofortis Ah mean ah can SHOW ya if ya really friggin' want me ta.

[Clover @deItajustice]

@cervofortis Hav'ya nevah heard'a th'rule ' look don'touch ' THAT APPLIED HERE.

[Clover @deItajustice]

Yeah m'ah funeral tomorrow sorry pardner

[Clover @deItajustice]

@cervofortis ?????????????????? DECEMBER.