Chief Copium Officer

Professional Valve critic. VAC performance analyst. Independent skin market economist.

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@ThourCS2 We’re asking for anti-cheat like it’s a bonus feature

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@primocsx They know they fucked up and are trying to save the armory

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@Tr4pperj0hn Even better below $100!

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@I_am_jerm Can’t wait for last chance from January to April 2027!

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@CounterStrike Idea: update workshop tools to support development of anti-cheat and see the community fix it in weeks

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@anomalyxd Which means we probably get them on April 1

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

The first armory collections where buy the dip started on day one

[CSROI @csroireal]

The NEW Armory Collections are finally tradable, with some abysmal returns...

Unbox ROI:
Spy Tech - 61%
Arabesque - 53%
Fruits & Veggies - 39%
Auto Racing - 30%

It seems that all the stars saved for this update produced way too many items for their demand...

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

4. Never fix VAC.

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

CS2 roadmap:
1. Community makes skins.
2. Community buys skins.
3. Repeat.

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Today we're updating our Workshop Tools to support our second Call to Arms-ory. We're looking for new items for one new weapon collection:

- Fairy Tales

And two new sticker collections:

- Cryptids
- Pop Art

More information here: https://t.co/qNahxwMpkQ

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@Tr4pperj0hn Lesson learned maybe? 🤔

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

It’s sad that my first reaction after getting one-tapped is opening their profile expecting to see this.

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@phrog_gaming

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

Sometimes the only way to restore investor confidence is to lose it first

[farmer phrog 🐸 @phrog_gaming]

new collection prices are actually really attainable for most people

is this the end of armory “investments”?

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@I_am_jerm Youtube comments are just angry future bagholders. Do you still hold any armory investments?

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@TechsavvyCS The market: “hold my beer”

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@cs2news Hallelujah! VAC is fixed and we get operation!

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@KingHaiX The cheating community begs to differ

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@owenminer Investor confidence must first be lost before it can be regained

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

🎮 Operation: 1606 (Riptide)
🎮 Game Mode: 267 (Retakes)
🗺️ Map: 8 (Boulder, Fachwerk, Shelter)
🗺️ Active Duty: 8 (Cache ↔ Overpass)
📦 Case: 472 (Fever)
📦 Terminal: 127 (Dead Hand)
📦 Weekly Drop: 176 (Achroma, Harlequin)
🛡️ Armory: 8 (SpyTech, Arabesque)

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

Valve staying laser focused on their core business: selling skins

[Skins.com @skinscom]

Season 5 of Premier came with no public update to VAC.

[Chief Copium Officer @de_copium]

@EeaSYcs Valve staying laser focused on their core business: selling skins