This is a sad incident, but we have forwarded as received:
Hello good morning,
I am a cab driver and the worst happened yesterday to me.
I got a trip request, a lady from mirema syndicate said she was going to kitengela.
She said her phone was off and yes I didn't see any red flags.
I started the trip and she said she was going to pick something then return, so it was a sort of a round trip.
Little did I know that it was a trap.
The moment we reached her destination I don't know what happened I lost my consciousness immediately and it was around 11 pm.
Luckily I woke up safe where I had parked the vehicle but all valuables that I had were gone.
I was feeling dizzy more than a drunkard but I said to my self let me try and get home.
It was the day of the devil, I caused an accident, luckily I wasn't hurt.
Plot twist is that, one of my phone's has the feature that, when you try to unlock it, it takes a selfie.
She got away with my Samsung A17 and iphone 14pro max.
My brothers and sisters from the @DCI_Kenya and @NPSOfficial_KE please help this Kenyan.
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