PitAsO

Que sera, sera

One Love

Chelsea
He/him

[PitAsO @de_kaune]

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[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

Plan A:

- Get married by 26
- House by 28
- Kids by 30

Plan B:

- Become the cool uncle ✅

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

This is a sad incident, but we have forwarded as received:

Hello good morning,

I am a cab driver and the worst happened yesterday to me.

I got a trip request, a lady from mirema syndicate said she was going to kitengela.

She said her phone was off and yes I didn't see any red flags.

I started the trip and she said she was going to pick something then return, so it was a sort of a round trip.
Little did I know that it was a trap.

The moment we reached her destination I don't know what happened I lost my consciousness immediately and it was around 11 pm.

Luckily I woke up safe where I had parked the vehicle but all valuables that I had were gone.

I was feeling dizzy more than a drunkard but I said to my self let me try and get home.
It was the day of the devil, I caused an accident, luckily I wasn't hurt.

Plot twist is that, one of my phone's has the feature that, when you try to unlock it, it takes a selfie.

She got away with my Samsung A17 and iphone 14pro max.

My brothers and sisters from the @DCI_Kenya and @NPSOfficial_KE please help this Kenyan.

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

When you are interviewing a Cabo Verde fan outside stadium about gk Vozinha’s ability, and it turns out it is the dad of Vozinha

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

That little boy was in tears, yet he was still consoling his father. This might be the most emotional moment I’ve ever seen in football🥹❤️❤️

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Tukue serious kidogo na hizi comparison tafafhali.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Wait a minute...

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

The noise I made

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

I understand there are thunderstorms due but bringing it forward 600 years is a bit much.

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

"Hey Chatgpt. Create an election campaign poster with the latest buzzwords for youth and genz. Find the cool things they say and integrate it into the poster. Add Nairobi-related visuals, and make me look handsome."

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You can never be careful enough, just pray it never happens to you

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Reminder: Vozinha is currently free agent. 🇨🇻

[Emmanuel Etim @Emiearth]

What Cape Verde is doing is exactly what we expected from Senegal and Côte d'Ivoire, showing no respect until the final whistle.

[Mercato Plein @MercatoPlein]

🚨🇮🇹 AUCUN BUT ENCAISSÉ PAR L'ITALIE SUR CE MONDIAL ! 👏🏻

Forteresse. 🧱💪🏻

#usabos

[$ @rayyegotti]

me when African teams lose

[Tonnie Murithi @TonnieMurithi_]

So you’re telling me we will be In AFCON next year with teams playing like this against Argentina?🙆🏽‍♂️😂😂

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine being stuck in Taylor Swift’s wedding and not being able to watch Argentina vs Cape Verde. That’s why I declined the invite

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Dad tell me about that Vozinha and Cape Verde run in the 2026 World Cup”

[PitAsO @de_kaune]

I was so ready with the 'Dintvcry for me Argentina ' song..but we wait...Egypt finish what cape Verde started

[＊ @jaraaxz]

The build up for the goal was crazy man wow