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easy peasy cheezy squeezy

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@margostockdale If I were a virus, I would simply get bigger

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@mouseabolition Plus the whole arc where she tries to push for house elf rights and end a literal slavery system...and everybody tells her to shut up and forget it bc 'they're happier that way?!?' Even worse to think of them saying that to a Black woman

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@adhdace @AJsayshey @cal_gif just imagine the 'g' in 'gelp' is pronounced like it's Spanish ig 💀

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@adhdace @AJsayshey @cal_gif "omg gelp me stepbro, I'm stuck"
"wait how tf you get that guitar in the washing machi-"
"ONE MORE TIME COUNTRY ROAAAAA-"

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@fayemikah Ok but wait was today your birthday fr? Happy birthday!

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@littlefixit1234 @stealthygeek I have autism and, funnily enough, never felt the urge to mock someone for a disability and never thought it was a good idea to talk out my ass about shit I don't understand

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

A man, alone in target, drinking an iced coffee, wearing THAT shirt? Baby use your context clues https://t.co/hl7DLGQg0X

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@tailsfstf @jasminericegirl YOU TELL EM TAILS

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@MeghanNews1 @Meghan_Trainor

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@walleyomalley @holy_schnitt aw but he's not in solitary is he? he's got an army of 13 year old boys who think body spray is a shower, caping for him 24/7. isn't that all the company he needs?

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@ArbysCouponPDF @ggooooddddoogg boobs

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@RiversCuomo @D3WM3R Do you like Morton Salt, Mr. Rivers Cuomo of the hit band Weezer

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@EpicGamer2599 @SamSanderson123 @Phil_Lewis_ @emzorbit What are you doing today to make sure white victims of human trafficking get free? You only care about yourself

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@cornski @GetVid_ @GetVideoBot @SaveMyVideo

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@cornski @GetVid_ @GetVideoBot @SaveMyVideo

[Guilty Queer -PRIDE- ❤ @GuiltyQueerPRID]

@fayemikah

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I feel like not enough streaming services are humble about the fact that they became successful because they were affordable and more convenient than pirating, and they're going to keep making themselves more expensive and less convenient until everybody pirates everything again

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@jpharr52 @elmo you really chose to show your ass in Elmo's mentions huh

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@Kingpimpfresh @NoisesWhyte @danielleweisber and mfers act like forgot about Rule 34

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Okay I kinda feel bad for Ben Affleck, I can’t lie

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Bullying works