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perusing!! (and retweeting)
a good 90% of the things i say are satire

[plork 🐝 @de_shart]

yellowjackets season 3 basically

[brandon* @brndxix]

dnc choosing not to capitalize on israel being the least popular its ever been and instead condemning a twitch streamer

[noenine @weelesbiann]

we're, like, even now, right? #vanjackie

[sam @grrleater]

yall sexualized the word mommy too much now my kids are gonna have to call me the antler queen

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dolly Parton has passed away at 80.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

your sleep posture is bad for your back. hot showers are ruining your hair. the way you sneeze is embarrassing. your childhood dog never loved you.

[saturn 🇭🇷💘 @fairysmidnight]

season 3 of yellowjackets

mari: im too sexy ughhh😭😭😭😭😭

coach ben: please stop blowing your vape in my face im actually going through a really difficult time right now and

shauna: okay melissa now hit the 2nd tower

lottie, akilah and travis subplot:

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

maga optics are genuinely hilarious objectively. imagine if any other country kept posting pictures of their leader captioned like ‘the Alpha Lion hungers for blood’ and it’s some 90 year old guy hobbling around

[shivering timbers defense lawyer (reese) @ShrimpCheesey]

i cant believe its almost over

[Yellowjackets @yellowjackets96]

The final reckoning. #Yellowjackets Season 4 premieres November 20 on #ParamountPlus.

[sam | yjs spoilers @shipmanadore]

YJS4 ENDING :
*adult shauna dies and it all fades black*
*fades into young shauna asleep on the plane*

jackie: shauna wake up! we landed safely in seattle!
shauna: wow i just had the strangest dream the plane crash
jackie: haha well…we’ve seen stranger things
shauna: we ate you

[kisy @taivanonly]

our real world champions #yellowjackets

[horse @horseimage]

horse lying resting in hammock rest and relaxation carefree peace no worries or problems

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

trying to get back into tweeting regularly after being inactive and it kind of feels like this

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran
>gives up all dignity to pursue it
>finally gets war with Iran
>watches Iran win
>dies

[plork 🐝 @de_shart]

McGregor losing instantly, Mitch McConnell probably dead, Lindsay Graham dead

[cogstok @cogstok]

Overwatch Neon Junction train

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

jennifer’s body, 2009